How many cons does it take to change a light bulb?

four. it takes one to threaten his wife into changin the lightbulb. one wife to change the lightbulb. one lawyer once the wife is found beaten to a pulp. and one more to pick up the 12 packHow many cons does it take to change a light bulb?Get some sleep.How many cons does it take to change a light bulb?Horrible . I want my 15 seconds back.

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Your username..... if you can take a stab at my pre-created yahoo avatar. You leave yourself open.How many cons does it take to change a light bulb?What's the word I'm looking for?



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LAAAAAAAAAMEHow many cons does it take to change a light bulb?Two points!How many cons does it take to change a light bulb?Nope! They wouldn't change the bulb......................all the lazy folk would then get free light from their hard earned money.How many cons does it take to change a light bulb?Just one - we would see that it has burnt out and replace itHow many cons does it take to change a light bulb?big time fail, leave jokes to funny peopleHow many cons does it take to change a light bulb?5

1st to buy the light bulb

2nd to buy the ladder

3rd to buy a flashlight

4th to borrow the funds from the Saudis

5th to charge you 10x what its worthHow many cons does it take to change a light bulb?Many thanks! I need the points to get to Level 5.How many cons does it take to change a light bulb?none, we're not afraid of the dark.