How do i change a blown light bulb without electrcuting myself?

i was spoilt child, never did anything around my parents home, we had a maid to do all our work, but now im at university and im finding life tough as i got to learn to do things my self, i hve rented out an aprtment for my self. so pls can anyone tell me how do i change a light bulb, i don't want to die of electocution , im serious about this, can anyone help?How do i change a blown light bulb without electrcuting myself?very carefullyHow do i change a blown light bulb without electrcuting myself?Turn the electricity off if your worried at all. Its not hard to change a bulb, its just push lightly turn and it should just come out. Reverse for putting the new bulb in. If in doubt ask someone else to do it for you, or show you how to do it safely.How do i change a blown light bulb without electrcuting myself?turn the switch off. Righty, tighty,--lefty loosey, turn the bulb to the left as you are looking at it. counter-clockwise. Take it out and put a new one in the opposite direction.How do i change a blown light bulb without electrcuting myself?Turn the power off at the switch and twist the gobe out. Put the new one in by twisting it in GENTLY and turn the switch on %26quot;)How do i change a blown light bulb without electrcuting myself?Terrific that you are learning to be independent!

You will not electrocute yourself changing a lightbulb. Turn the light off first. Make sure that your hands are dry, your clothes are not wet, and you're not standing in a puddle. While you are changing the bulb, check the lamp shade for dust, and clean if necessary. (if it is a wall or ceiling light, there will probably be small bugs, like gnats, etc. dead in the shade. Wash with dish soap and water, dry thoroughly, then replace.) TA-DA! Lots of light! :-)How do i change a blown light bulb without electrcuting myself?Make sure that the switch to that particular outlet is turned off, and them simply unscrew the light bulb. Then put a new one in. Then you are good to go !!How do i change a blown light bulb without electrcuting myself?use rubber gloves cause electricity doesn't run through rubber.Don't be wet just turn the light bulb until it's out.Replace it with another n screw in the opposite direction you did to get out .It's easy.How do i change a blown light bulb without electrcuting myself?You wont get eletrocuted changing a lightbulb. If it's hot use a towel and unscrew the burnt out bulb and screw in a new one. If your worried turn off the light.How do i change a blown light bulb without electrcuting myself?Unplug the lamp.How do i change a blown light bulb without electrcuting myself?Why dont you get a man to fix it? your alter egos would be no good however



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None of these are menHow do i change a blown light bulb without electrcuting myself?Don檛 do anything with electricity near water.

Turn off the light switch to that light fitting. If it is a lamp then unplug it at the wall.

Wait until the bulb is cool or you could use a cloth/towel to protect you from the heat of the bulb.

Unscrew the defective bulb by turning it counter clockwise.

Dust the light fitting and clean the shade.

Make sure the new bulb has the correct fitting (eg: screw in type) and watts (eg: 60 W) and size (eg: a small candle-style bulb, a normal round-style, etc). Don檛 use a bulb with too high Watts; you could cause a fire.

Insert the new bulb into the fitting and turn it gently clockwise; do not over-tighten.

Turn the switch on and congratulate yourself.

Dispose of the old bulb carefully so that if the bulb breaks no-one gets cut (including the garbage-collection person). I put the old bulb into the box from the new bulb or wrap the old bulb in junk paper before I put it in the trash.

There are lots of types of bulbs you can buy: energy-saving (and therefore saving you money), different colors, etc.

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How to change a light bulb in a necht oven?

By the way its electric and at the top in between the grill is the light with a cover, the thing is i have been trying to pull the cover off and its not budging, i can hardly see in but i don't think there are any screws, anyone done this before? i can actually change a light bulb, lol.How to change a light bulb in a necht oven?Since nobody has answered your question, I'll at least make a comment.



I think you should find a home appliance outlet that sells Necht ovens, and call their service department. They can probably tell you exactly how to change the bulb. If not, you can visit the sales floor and ask them there.



If there is a problem with this, I'd call or visit a general home appliance repair shop and ask them. If they are any good, they'll know how to change the bulb, and amused enough at your situation to tell you how to do it.



Finally, if all else fails and you really need that light, I'd try to pry the cover loose with a screwdriver. That's probably how to do it anyway, but if it just damages the cover I'd keep at it until I ripped it off and could change the ^%26amp;)(%26amp;(_) bulb.

How do you change the brake light bulb in a 1997 Toyota Corolla?

I tried from inside the trunk by taking out the screw, then unscrewed the outside screws, but here are two plugs that won't allow me to take out the brake light to change the bulb. Any suggestions?How do you change the brake light bulb in a 1997 Toyota Corolla?You more than likely have to pinch the plastic bulb sockets before you can turn them. Think of a child-proof medicine bottle cap.How do you change the brake light bulb in a 1997 Toyota Corolla?take a screw driver, pop of the plastic plate and take the old light bulb out and put a new one in:)

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision in choosing that light bulb. Anyone who suggests that anything needs to be changed hates America and only wants to give aid and encouragement to the forces of darkness.How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?None, they don't believe that they need to change anything, let alone energy proficiency matters, lolHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?you hear michelle obama's speech last night ?

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shes so talented like the next katiiiie courallHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?I change mine all the time by myself. How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?None are capable. They left New Orleans in the dark, and your city is next.How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?No need to change anything... LOL



I guess nobody from YOUR family died or was crippled in an unjust war for oil.



The forces of darkness you are talking about are actually the Republicans.



How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?none, they hire an illegal immigrant to do itHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?Even when the light bulb is clearly burned out as this one is?How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?I'd like to see McCain on a ladder.





ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFLHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?None, they are all too fat to climb that ladder. And too cheep to pay for the bulb... probably get it on credit from China and have an illegal Mexican screw it in.How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?republican bulbs do not fuse How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?None they hire liberals for the jobHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?Well, you gave your answer, so I'll give you mine.



If I had to join a party now, I'd have to join the Republicans---as an Agrarian traditionalist type I don't like some of the elements of opportunistic infiltration I see in the GOP, but the Democratic Party seems to have been %26quot;bought%26quot; far more, and I don't like the enforced hegemony regarding rhetoric and aesthetics.



For someone like me, the light bulb answer is the same as the one that many people affected by Katrina (you know, the ones on the Gulf Coast whose entire environment was not merely flooded, but completely annihilated) would give: one, meaning me.



If the bulb goes out, you just look up, walk to where the box of bulbs are, get one out, climb a ladder, or a stool, or some other sturdy object, and switch them out. No big deal.



If for some reason there's no bulbs, or even candles, etc. no big deal either. Plenty of ways to make do; take your work or your book outside into the daylight, go to sleep when it gets dark, get up when it's light again, and solve what is, in context, just not a big problem.



Humans didn't even have light bulbs until about a hundred years ago anyway, and some people in the world don't have them now. Some people are blind, and wouldn't care whether there was a light bulb or not---its an unnecessary expense.



The problem with Progressives is that they think that if only, if only, they were to allowed to make a light bulb that never needed to be changed, then everything would be OK.



They assume that I should and would change anything about my environment and myself that may impede their quest for this magic light bulb.



And they also assume that if this perfect light bulb dictated itself into the world, then no individual or force of nature would, for some reason or another, break it.



If my old light bulbs are taken away from me, then I not only have no light bulb, but have no succor in the things that would have made my having no light bulb a minor, or even welcome, temporary, distraction.





I suppose, however, if my old light bulbs merely didn't work anymore, but were not taken away, I would become nostalgic and get them out of their dusty box and put them to another use, perhaps fashion some sort of object of self-expression from them.



Or market them as collectibles and sell them to a few nostalgics through the secondary economy.



Perhaps an entrepreneur would buy one, and, thinking that they could profit, would take one of the old light bulbs and have reproductions made of it, and sell them through high-end interior design labels or something similar.



Progressives may pay more money for the object of self- expression, though, because it would be a quaint example of folk or found object art, and provide material evidence of their own sophistication to visitors.





.How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?who caes about yanks enyway, there all inbredHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?Oprah should be president!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?br>
=DHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?1. Yahoo answers has a 'Jokes' section. You are supposed to leave the answer out until people have a chance to reply. Its more fun that way.

2. I am a registered Republican and I change light bulbs regularly.

3. Your joke would be more accurate if you used the word ?Democrats.How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?boring questionHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?Eh?? Forces of darkness?? There is no such thing.How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?Too Many!!!How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?One to hold the light bulb, 99 to turn the house.How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?it takes 5 of us, 1 to change the bulb, and 4 others to guard the 1 against liberals trying to steel his moneyHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?Of course its none. None of them will get off there asses to do it for free. THe forces of darkness? Can i know what your your smoking so i can stay away from it?How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?wow nice joke

hahahaHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?are you stupid

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?MCCAIN IS OLD

MCCAIN IS UGLY

NO GIRL WOULD EVER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MCCAINHow many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?Republicans are awesome.

Democrats are stupid.How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?None.



Democrats in Congress outlawed light bulbs, remember?



Phew, for a second there I thought global warming was going to get me.How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?If the light went out, Obama would say he is going to change it a million times, but he doesn't have enough experience to change the lightbulb, let alone America.

How many government workers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty!

Eighteen to stand around! one to change the bulb! and another to supervise!



AW YEAH!How many government workers does it take to change a light bulb?Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?



A: Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement:



Whereas the party of the first part, also known as %26quot;Lawyer,%26quot; and the party of the second part, also known as %26quot;Light Bulb,%26quot; do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed-upon duties, i.e., the illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties.



The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following steps:



1.) The party of the first part (Lawyer) shall, with or without elevation, at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder, or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a counterclockwise direction, said direction being non-negotiable. Said grasping and rotation of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be undertaken by the party of the first part (Lawyer) with every reasonable caution by the party of the first part (Lawyer) to maintain the structural integrity of the party of the second part (Light Bulb), notwithstanding the aforementioned failure of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) to perform the aforementioned customary and agreed-upon duties. The foregoing notwithstanding, however, both parties stipulate that structural failure of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) may be incidental to the aforementioned failure to perform, and in such case the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall be held blameless for such structural failure insofar as this agreement is concerned so long as the non-negotiable directional codicil (counterclockwise) is observed by the party of the first part (Lawyer) throughout.



2.) Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (Light Bulb) becomes separated from the party of the third part (%26quot;Receptacle%26quot;), the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local, and federal statutes.



3.) Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of beginning installation of the party of the fourth part (%26quot;New Light Bulb%26quot;). This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in Step 1 of this document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, said direction also being non-negotiable.



NOTE: The above-described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part (Lawyer), by said party of the first part (Lawyer), by his heirs and assigns, or by any and all persons authorized by him to do so, the objective being to produce a level of illumination in the immediate vicinity of the aforementioned front (north) door consistent with maximization of commerce and revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as %26quot;The Firm.%26quot;How many government workers does it take to change a light bulb?lolHow many government workers does it take to change a light bulb?Don't forget the 3 to fill out the paperwork and twelve to form a panel and debate the necessity of bulb changing.How many government workers does it take to change a light bulb?Very good, but...you forgot the guy who delivered the bulb :)How many government workers does it take to change a light bulb?1 elected official to decide that the light need to be changed!



12 advisers to research what departments need to be notified to light bulb changes!



32 lawyers to make sure they can't be sued for the change!



1 Engineer to ensure the lights will work with the light stand and under the weather conditions!



2 Engineering students to do the research for the engineer!



1 Community college grad to do the students work for them!



Than one guy to look at the light standard and ***** that they ordered the wrong bulbs!!!.How many government workers does it take to change a light bulb?So trueHow many government workers does it take to change a light bulb?lol...Keep telling jokes like that, and the government is gonna be changing your underwear.

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Survey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Democrats wouldn't actually change the light bulb, but they would show compassion for it by talking a lot about how terrible it is in the dark and more funding is needed to improve dim, 60 watt bulbs up to bright and productive 100 watt bulbs.



Republicans wouldn't actually change the light bulb, but they would tell the light bulb to stop complaining about being burned out and change itself, ignoring scientific facts about no longer being capable of producing light. Meanwhile, at home, the conservatives would have closets full of unused light bulbs.Survey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?neither could change a light bulb...both parties are to busy screwing each otherSurvey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?none - they would both blame each other for the darknessSurvey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?11?Survey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?The Democrat would promise to change the light bulb but would also tell the bulb that it would take a while, meanwhile the Democrat would explain to the light bulb that it needs to find an alternative source of energy to stay lit.Survey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?lol good analogy but the Republican one is so far off base,We would actually change it ourselves and the Democrats would want someone to change it for them.Survey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?How would you tell the difference between the Dems and Reps? They act the same, so it would be tough sledding.Survey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?I give up, how many?Survey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?less then the amount of liberalsSurvey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?The Republican would have a commitee to research why the lightbulb needed to be changed, the Democrat would have 3 groups bidding to be the ones to change the bulb, the liberals would say let's light candles-,who needs light bulbs!Survey: How many Democrats and Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?All up 100 and when they finally decided who would hold the light bulb the other 99 would turn the house around

Do I change the foil under a light bulb when replacing the bulb?

We just moved into this house and a couple of the bulbs are out. Obviously I know how to change a light bulb, but the %26quot;foil%26quot; is pretty fried. Do I need to change that too?Do I change the foil under a light bulb when replacing the bulb?It wont hurt to change that out as well. You wont have to change it every time you change a bulb no. But if you want the appearance to be a little nicer than sure you can replace it but its not necessary.

How do you change the light bulb in a recessed canister light?

We have a canister light in our shower that is covered by fogged glass and for the life of me, I can not figure out how to change the light bulb. I can pull by the plastic lip of the light and remove the entire unit, but from there, I can't figure out how to do anything with it.



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http://www.light-my-house.co.uk/images/pHow do you change the light bulb in a recessed canister light?the crome peice should come off. it is held in place with spring steel tabs. the crome may instead be threaded and needs to be turned off. either way that is the key to changins the bulb.How do you change the light bulb in a recessed canister light?Try gently pushing the glass lens in towards the bulb. It might be a bit stuck. If this is the case you'll have to fanagle the lens to one side so your hand can reach the bulb.



You might try to gently pull the plastic outer ring down as it could be held in place by some type of spring. If your able to remove the entire light than it needs to be mounted correctly. my guess because i have the same type is you just need to move the lens to the side.How do you change the light bulb in a recessed canister light?You should not be able to remove the entire unit. You should just have to pull down on the ring against the ceiling and the bulb should be exposed. the ring should be held on by some type of spring clip. Try grabbing the side of the canister and pulling on the ring and see if the bulb becomes exposed.

How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?

My thought is that he first has to wait for the little hunk of flesh on the beach to turn into a man. Once that happens, he has to wait until the man developes enough intelligence to discover he is in the dark and needs light. Then the man has to learn enough to discover electricity, then he can start developing things to work off the electric, after he monoplizes the electric source. Finally he will be able to reach up and change that bulb that burned out in about 6 months.



Given all the above, I am estimating about 229.465 million years. What did you come up with?How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?:-)How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?A matter of seconds. The light bulb is a product of evolution commonly available in grocery stores. Since you seem to not know this, I question your evolutionary level.How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?your lack of education is stunningHow long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?I like the %26quot;Let there be light...%26quot; story more.How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?Surely the light bulb will evolve by itself in time, say a couple of millenia.How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?As Stephen Jay Gould explained that %26quot;evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts do not go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's, but apples did not suspend themselves in mid-air, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape-like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered.%26quot;How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?LOLZHow long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?Are you really that dumb? Do you really believe that? Do you not know that he can just go get one from the store? What era do you live in?How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?about as long as it takes a creationist to take an tired old joke and use it to insult his opponent instead of using a rational argument for creation.How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?I do believe that was the worst joke I've ever heard.How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?niceHow long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?I was going to say wait until the bulb evolves enough to fix itself. But that works too.How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?It takes several million years for the lightbulb to evolve into a flourescent light...



Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!How long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?Millions of yearsHow long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?SHUT THE **** UP YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It actually takes shorter than it takes a stupid evangelical like yourself

just buy one, unless youre living in the stone ageHow long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?By mentioning that span of time we can at least assume you're not advocating a young earth - I'm glad that you believe the 7 days mentioned Genesis are allegorical. Is it so much more of a stretch to believe the entire creation story is also allegorical?



%26quot;I do not believe that any type of religion should ever be introduced into the public schools of the United States.%26quot;

- Thomas EdisonHow long does it take an evolutionist to change a light bulb?How long does it take God to change a lightbulb? Or to answer a prayer? Or to do anything? Or to get his fruity cereal? Oh, no, wait, that's the Trix Rabbit. I get them confused because they're both MADE UP

How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?

Who knows, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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How many defense attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?



How many can you afford?

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How many divorce attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one divorce attorney to change your light bulb to his light bulb.

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How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? Three -- one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.

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How many contract attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?



Whereas the party of the first part, also known as %26quot;Lawyer%26quot;, and the party of the second part, also known as %26quot;Light Bulb%26quot;, do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties.



The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following steps:



1.) The party of the first part (Lawyer) shall, with or without elevation at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being non-negotiable.



2.) Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (Light Bulb) becomes separated from the party of the third part (%26quot;Receptacle%26quot;), the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local and federal statutes.



3.) Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part (Lawyer) shall have the option of beginning installation of the party of the fourth part (%26quot;New Light Bulb%26quot;).

This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in step one of this self-same document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, this point also being non-negotiable.



NOTE: The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part (Lawyer), by any or all persons authorized by him, the objective being to produce the most possible revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as %26quot;Partnership.%26quot;How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?Ha ha ha ha, totally excellent, a very good story, lol...!How many corporate attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?I think I would like you to write some contracts for me, without the old lady who has no teeth, in the line up for oranges.

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How to change a light bulb on chandelier where bulbs are facing up?

I live in house with 2 story foyer. In that foyer I have a chandelier with few light bulbs that I need to change. The height is approximately 16 feet. The problem is that the light bulbs are facing up so devises like light bulb changers with long poll will not work. Being on the on the second floor - it is closer to the chandelier but still out of reach. Anybody can suggest an effective solution on how to change a light bulbs in my case without hiring a contractor?How to change a light bulb on chandelier where bulbs are facing up?Any contractor who installed that fixture is an idiot. I run into that problem and refuse to install something that cannot be serviced. If you do not have the safe eqpt to reach the bulbs then you shouldn't attempt it yourself.

That said, try this. Purchase one of those screw drivers that is flexible and can be used in any position. Jury rig this to your bulb changing stick. The best bet is to change the fixture to one that is more suitable to the location and the problem is gone forever.How to change a light bulb on chandelier where bulbs are facing up?Well, if you don't have scaffolding, then maybe you could rent it or borrow from a friend. Then, change the bulbs to the compact flourescent bulbs b/c not only are they more energy efficient, but they last something like 7 times longer than regular bulbs; so you won't have to go through this again any time soon.How to change a light bulb on chandelier where bulbs are facing up?Get an 8 foot stepladder. If you stand on the top of it you should be able to reach the bulbs

How could I modify a garage door light bulb?

My garage door light bulb goes out every month, I guess it's due to all the vibration when the door opens/closes and the light turns on at the same time, Sears sells an anti-vibration light bulb for around $10, well I am not going to pay $10 for a single light bulb, does someone know how to modify the garage door opener so that I don't have to change light bulb every month? Thanks!How could I modify a garage door light bulb?I'd get one of those %26quot; screw in fixtures %26quot; that has the outlets on it and used to have a string. I would then use a light fixture and locate it where I want it - attach a plug to the end of it and plug it into the drawstring outlet.



You could get an old lamp - break it down so you have the plug end, cord, and light fixture .. .Mount it where you want it ...if it don't reach replace the cord with a longer one...don't go too far cause the resistance of the wire is going to be greater over distance.How could I modify a garage door light bulb?Maybe you can get a short cord with a plug on one end and a lamp socket on the other. Plug that in, put a bulb in the socket, and let it dangle. That will isolate the bulb from the vibration of the motor running. You could even mount that socket (with a longer cord) on the ceiling so it will not vibrate at all.



The part that tends to break is the filament. Try a CFL (compact fluorescent) bulb. It has no filament in it so no danger of the filament breaking. A lot of stores have them on sale cheap now because electric companies subsidize their cost as an energy-saving measure.How could I modify a garage door light bulb?get one of the sprial flour. to replace it with. they sell cheaper heavy duty bulbs for drop lights.. maybe a appliance bulb?How could I modify a garage door light bulb?Move the light . Get a short piece of cable , an appropriate JB and and a fixture . Mount the JB in the ceiling , Use a Greenlee punch to punch a hole for a connector in the case of the opener , splice as needed- problem solved.How could I modify a garage door light bulb?Rough service light bulb at any Home Depot.How could I modify a garage door light bulb?I got a great option for you to save all around. Get you a energy saver bulb! They last forever it seems and you can get the same lighting yet draws less watts to save $$$ on your electric bill.

I changed all the lights in my house over several months back and my bill dropped from $135 a month to $75! It was a real shocker and the lights I had the same problem you got of going out all the time, stopped!How could I modify a garage door light bulb?Go with the much, much easier options mentioned earlier - the same thing we tell our customers. Either a flour. or a %26quot;rough service%26quot; incandescent. If you go with an incan. bulb - no more than 60 watt even if 100 watt is the unit's maximum because it will eventually cause the light cover (if you have it) to turn yellow/brown. The bulbs are much easier, much safer for those not familiar with electrical wiring and will not void your unit's warranty!

Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?

Thoroughbred: Who ME?? Do WHAT? I'm scared of light bulbs! I'm outta here!



Arabian: I changed it an hour ago. C'mon you guys - catch up!



Quarter Horse: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you want.



Standardbred: Oh for Pete's Sake, give me the darn bulb and let's be done with it.



Shetland: Give it to me. I'll kill it and we won't have to worry about it anymore.



Friesian: I would, but I can't see where I'm going from behind all this mane.



Belgian: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then.



Warmblood: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English? Doesn't anyone realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling, but only because my hocks are bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K? I am NOT changing light bulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.



Morgan: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do it! I'm gonna do it! I know how, really I do! Just watch! I'll rewire the barn after, too.



Appaloosa: Ya'll are a bunch of losers. We don't need to change the light bulb, I ain't scared of the dark. And someone make that darn Morgan stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him.



Haflinger: That thing I ate was a light bulb?



Mustang: Light bulb? Let's go on a trail ride, instead. And camp. Out in the open like REAL horses.



Lipizzaner: Hah, amateurs. I will change the light bulb. Not only that, but I will do it while standing on my hind legs and balancing it on my nose, after which I will perform seven flying lead changes in a row and a capriole. Can you do that? Huh? Huh? Didn't think so.



Miniature: I bet you think I can't do it just cause I'm small. You know what that is? It's sizeism!



Akhal Teke: I will only change it if it's my owner's light bulb and no one else has ever touched it.



Andalusian: I will delegate the changing of the light bulb to my personal groom after he finishes shampooing my mane and cleaning my saddle, but only on the condition that it is changed for a soft blue or green bulb, which reflects better off my coat while I exhibit my astonishing gaits.



Cleveland Bay: I'm busy. Make the whipper-in and the hounds do it.



Saddlebred: My ears are up already, please, please get the light bulb away from me! I'm ready to show, really, I promise I'll win!



Paint: Put all the light bulbs in a pen, tell me which one you want, and my owner will bet you twenty bucks I can get it before the quarter horse.



POA: I'm not changing it. I'm the one who kicked the old one and broke it in the first place, remember? Now, excuse me, I have a grain room to break into.



Grade Horse: Guys? Um, guys? I hope you don't mind, but I went ahead and changed it while you were all arguing.



Brood Mare: Oh my god, it's light in here, it's supposed to be dark at this time in December, ****, now I'm in heat again.



City Carriage Horse: I'll do it. For $35.00 per half hour. Plus Tip.

The bulb-changing starts from the minute I leave my stall to do it, until I get back to my stall. Travel Time, you understand!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?Mule: I'M not gonna change it...I'm NOT I'm NOT I'm NOT!!!!!



And YOU can't MAKE me!!!!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?lol. i heard ne like this but it was opening a gate...the mustang was like, %26quot;whats a gate?%26quot; and the quarter horse was like oops i knocked it down...let me fix it. there were like 8 more breeds, but i cant remember what they said.

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Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?haha, I ve only seen up to halfinger, haha , I work with carriage horses...more like 45 an hour plus tip!!!! Haha, that would be a grade horse!!! Get it done baby! haha, I have aQH, Draft Paint crossJust a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?LOL!But someone will probably report it because its not a real question.



Why did the horse cross the road?



He was filling in for the chicken!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I |0ve it!!! Thanky0u f0r sharing this!!! ^:^Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?ONE WITH HORSEPOWERJust a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?lol.....I love it.....I own a paint and that's just like her.....she's so competive.Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?HA! That is so good!



I can see my thoroughbred mare freaking out over a light bulb - or spooking because it is suddenly dark in that part of the barn.



oh, that is good!



I like the Belgian offering to put the Shetland on his back and the mini complaining about sizeism.Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?OMG. Loved IT!! Thanks for sharing!!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?LOL!!!!!!!!

My fave was the Lippazanner.



Yuo must've met alot of horses!lolJust a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?LOL! That was awesome! Thanks do much for sharing it!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?all of those are funny! i like them. and to get rid of the trolls, ask a question: do you think these are funny? or which one do you like best? so to answer your questions, which i hope that you post to prevent this from getting deleted, i think they are funny and i don't like one particular one... all of them are hilarious!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?Arabian - HHmm im wondering why everyone else is arguing, becasue i already told them i changed an hour ago...Geez!!



Very cute, Thanks for sharingJust a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?Haha i thoug it was great...I saved it if you don't mind....I'm keeping it for sure!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?Shetland was so funny!! And The Appaloosa was funny. and paint. and morgan. Yeah Know I Just Like All Of Them! Thats Was So Funny Thanks!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?lol that was funny. My Quarter horse is exactly like that.Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?OMG YES THIS IS FUNNY!!! I am coping it to send to all my friends. thanks for sharing! LOLOLOLOLJust a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! that was the funniest joke i have ever heard! I LOVE the POA, QH, shetland, haflinger, paint, and the arab. SO funny! thanks fancy, yall' made my evening!!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?i love it!!!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?My favourite was the haflinger (obviously. lol) and the broodmare. XD I didnt get it at first, but then it just got cuter and cuter!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?LOL.. Cute! I really like the Lipizzaner and Grade!! =DJust a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?Good ones!!!!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?Yeah, I've been to the site with these. I like their horse dictionary or something like that where they say:

They have some great stuff!!!



Arena: Place where humans can take the fun out of forward motion.



Bit: Means by which a rider's every motion is transmitted to the extremely sensitive tissues of the mouth.

Bucking: Counterirritant.

Crossties: Gymnastic apparatus.

Dressage: Process by which some riders can eventually be taught to respect the bit.

Fence: Barrier that protects good grazing.

Grain: Sole virtue of domestication.

Hitching rail: Means by which to test one's strength.

Horse trailer: Mobile cave bear den.

Jump: An opportunity for self-expression.

Latch: Type of puzzle.

Longeing: Procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay.

Owner: Human assigned responsibility for one's feeding.

Rider: Owner overstepping its bounds.

Farrier: Disposable surrogate owner useful for acting out aggression without compromising food supply.

Trainer: Owner with mob connections.

Veterinarian: Flightless albino vulture.



btw everyone, check out http://www.moniteausaddleclub.com/horse_ for more ^_^Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?hehe dats soooo funy!!!!!Just a cute joke..How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?Definitely saving these!!! so funny....I'm sending to all my horsie friends.



Mary...added yours to my copy also...They are all so true!!

Poll: How many Squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?

There are some here in this dark room, I can hear them,

but they haven't changed the bulb yet!Poll: How many Squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?were plotting... just sit tight, everything'll be ok...Poll: How many Squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?3.Poll: How many Squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?That's cuz squirrels are too smart to use normal light bulbs. They have all converted to LEDs and LEDs don't burn out.Poll: How many Squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?ahhh ahhh I think 3!Poll: How many Squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?s that supposed to make me cry??Cuz it did.Poll: How many Squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?2 and a half!Poll: How many Squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?They don't have thumbs do they?Poll: How many Squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?Depends on the bulb.Poll: How many Squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?2 to fight over it, one to figure out it isn't an acorn, an one to screw it in. 4Poll: How many Squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?Heehee! Sneaky little buggers!Poll: How many Squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?Well ..... don't worry about it ... seems there isn't much we can do about it ... now ...

it's Nancy.. Harry .. and the Pres' ... doing their thing ..... in the dark ......Poll: How many Squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?They're just digging their way to the light ron, screw that bulb man!Poll: How many Squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?what what what did i miss?Poll: How many Squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?two if you help them with the big ladder and hand them the bulb and then one squirrel helps the squirrel keep his balance and the other changes the light bulb, first tossing the old one out to you, and you hand one of the squirrels the new light bulb.Poll: How many Squirrels does it take to change a light bulb?About 899. One to hold the bulb, two more to hold the squirrel holding the bulb and 896 to turn the ladder round and round

How many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb?

anyone? because i need a light bulb changed, and they charge by the monkey...How many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb?illegals have replaced the monkeys..

1 to change the bulb

1 to distract you

1 to steal your identityHow many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb?3, 1 to change the light bulb and 2 to throw feces at eachotherHow many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb?you don't need a monkey...you need your handsHow many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb?Hmm, I don't think you need any monkey... unless you count yourself one?How many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb?You need 4 monkeys.



1 to change the bulb, 1 to hold the ladder, 1 to shreek at the one holding the ladder, and one to pick the fleas off the one that is shreeking at the one holding the ladder for the one changing the bulb!!!



*whew!!!*How many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb?boring

legal advice for

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How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?

WESTERN PLEASURE RIDERS:



Oh, my God, someone fix that bulb, I have to have light so that

my silver and spangles all glow to their best and so that all the

highlighter on Old Peanut Head makes his nose look so smooth and

sparkly, and oh, my diamond studs have to flash in the light, you

know, so oh, someone has to fix it -- oh, maybe you without all

the silver on your saddle, obviously you can't ride, you can do

it.





ENDURANCE RIDER:

Light bulb? Do you mind, I'm trying to get my horse's

pulse/respiration/hydration levels down to respectable levels.

Once that is done, I have another 50 miles to go before I can

even think about changing a light bulb.





DRESSAGE QUEEN:

Change a light bulb? Are you joking? I couldn't possibly be

expected to subject myself to such a menial task. Change it

yourself. Oh, and wash your hands when you are finished. The very

thought!





CLASSICAL DRESSAGE QUEEN:

These things cannot be rushed, but must be approached slowly,

with great patience, and adherence to the principles laid down by

the classical masters, otherwise the light bulb will not attain

its true potential, but will forever just be a shadow of its true

self. Never, ever, use any type of gadget when changing the light

bulb. That is an offense to the principles of classical light

bulb changing.





EVENTER:

Wuss! As soon as my arm is out of this sling broken after falling

off at that large stone wall while riding Hell Bent for Leather

cross-country, I'll change it. Until then, deal with the dark.

It'll put hair on your chest. Only dressage riders require

lights, anyway.





SHOW JUMPER:

Why on Earth would I need to change a light bulb when the whole

world knows that the sun shines out of %26quot;I disagree%26quot;. Why, when I

release over a jump, the spectators are practically blinded.





NATURAL HORSEMAN:

You must instill respect in the light bulb, so that it sees you

as the Alpha light bulb, using %26quot;light bulb dynamics%26quot; (video set

available at $179.00 on my Website). Once you have done this, you

will find that there is really no need to change the light bulb

at all, but that the light bulb will, with very little coaxing

from you (using patented %26quot;light bulb coaxer%26quot; designed by me -

$99.00 each, for extra $49.99 you get a introductory video thrown

in) will behave as all good light bulbs should.





HUNTER RIDER:

Well, I'm waiting for my trainer to tell me exactly how but he's

changing light bulbs somewhere else right now.





SIDESADDLE RIDER:

Well, one things for certain.... if they can do it, I can do it,

and with both legs on the same side of the step ladder..... stand

back and watch me! But first I have to find my top hat and veil,

cut the crusts off the sandwich and pack it in a linen napkin,

fold my rain gloves with the thumbs together and place them under

the billets, have my saddle restuffed and make an

apron...............



LOL!How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?You forgot the Happy Hackers - Lightbulbs ?- we don't need lightbulbs I've got so much reflective gear I shine by myself !





And the pony clubbers - Mummmmmeeeee, make it work, NOW !How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?heheheh hey where's the barrel racers??? we can screw the top out of three cans in 15 seconds... shouldn't take us but maybe 2 seconds and a couple fo quick turns to change a light bulb!!!!!How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?Love it, esp the natural horseman skit. Cool sense of humour.How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?ok.... I agree with the first poster... you have way to much time on your hands. But I did laugh on the Western Pleasure one..... I worked at a western pleasure training stable for a year and that was enough for me.......that was when I decided I would stick to barrel racing.How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?hehe werez the gymkhana riders lolHow many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?well I personally enjoyed reading this...lol. I guess some of the people here don't have a sense of humor at all....lol. The Natural Horseman one was really great. Thanks for the laugh...I appreciated =) I agree with Bisquit %26amp; Bailey...were is the one for barrel racers?...that would be good =)



Edit.....I read this to my husband...lol...he is still laughing =)How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?how about the working horseman?

first i need to get saddled and out to ride fence and check on the cattle,round em up and turn them so we can get them to the pens for sorting cutting and doctoring.change horses and i always get the green one so after the rodeo ride and the lunch of dirt push them back out to pasture.then i find a nice tree to catch up on some sleep(dog snorred in my ear all night)chase down the horse that found out how to undo his reins.cus kick and get seated.ride back to the barn and muck out the stalls and start with evening chores.eat dinner and feed the horses.getting dark and the lone bulb just blew.cus kick and go to the house to get the truck keys pull up to the door and turn on the headlights.i guess ill change that bulb tommorrow------------two weeks laterHow many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?Brilliant - horsey and a sense of humour - great combination!!! I shall pass it on!How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?Wow! That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long, long time.



I particularly liked the Natural Horseman and the Classical Dressage Queen! What a hoot!!!How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?Love the sidesaddle seat rider and the classical dressage queen. :D Very funny!How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?lol thats great and yeah for those of yall who arent into horses should shut up cuz you wont enjoy this as much if you dont no wats goin on XP but i do and i loved the classical dressage queen...its like i hear my instructor talking!How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?hahahaha i am going to email this to my horsie friends.How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?LOL!!! That was funny!!! Thanks for the laugh in the morning!!!How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?Loved it - very witty. Especially the dressage queen - my horse is stabled with a whole load of horses belonging to a dressage queen. Actually I really liked the sidesaddle - very true to form.

Now what about racing?How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?THE JOCKEY:

Change a light bulb? That's been done for 3 minutes now...god you're slow.How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?Haaaaa Haaaaaa!! That was funny!!How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?lol. That was interesting for sure. I liked the natural horsemanship one, and the eventer. The classical dressage queen was funny too.How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?Nice, especially the Natural Horseman oneHow many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?Thank you ! :D, that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time !!! Now I'll address your question(?) SOMEBODY, MOVE THE DAMN LADDER... I'M TRYING TO GET THIS APPY MARE OUT OF THE...

OUCH... DAMMIT



John R : VERY FUNNY TOO !



Biscuit: You CWACKED me up... AGAIN !How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?Loved it-have to show to barn buddies.very nice to have a change of pace and be able to laugh:) Thanks

what about the arabian halter classes and liberty-tee-hheeHow many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?Haha, all of these would be so true. =]How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?haha :)How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?you have way tooo much time on your handsHow many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?I got bored after the dressage queen, sorry!



Former eventer, now retired!How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?you have to be into riding and having horses to enjoy your ? or more like joke.....How many horse riders does it take to change a light bulb?...?I thought you were supposed to ask a question - not write a rather boring book ! ! !

How many Israelis does it take to change a light bulb?

15



1 to change the bulb



3 to kill palestinian women and children



1 to cry about 'The Holocaust'



2 to lobby Washinton for more money



2 to try to push the USA into a war with Iran



1 to gloat about killing Rachel Corrie



and 5 to supress criticism of IsraelHow many Israelis does it take to change a light bulb?retardation is nothing to be proud ofHow many Israelis does it take to change a light bulb?I thought it took 1, the same as everyone else.

How many to change a light bulb?

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?



Who knows?



None of them will ever trust any of the others to hold the ladder steady.





How many cops does it take to change a light bulb??



Only one but he is never around when you need him.





How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a light bulb?



Eight: One to work the bulb and Seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.



How many search engines does it take to screw in a light bulb?



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How many to change a light bulb?Well you certainly opened a can of worms with that question. Thanks. I have not laughed so much at the question and all the answers for a long time.How many to change a light bulb?lolHow many to change a light bulb?Q. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?



A. None, that is a hardware problem.





Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb?



A. One, she just holds the bulb in the socket and then waits for the world to revolve around her.





Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?



A. Three, one to change the bulb, one to moan and groan and whinge and whine about how oppressed the bulb is and one to secretly wish she was that bulb.How many to change a light bulb?ookayHow many to change a light bulb?Q. How many PMT women does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Three.

Why three?

IT JUST DOES STUPID! NOW GIMME CHOCOLATE!

(that's an oldie :)



Q. How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

a. One. But the lightbulb really has to want to change.How many to change a light bulb?It's not a question if you give the answer !

Why do they sterilize the site of a lethal injection?, or,

If they get olive oil by squeezing on olive, how do they get baby oil?

now those are questions.

By the way, politicians don't change light bulbs. There hired help does that. And half the time those people are illegal aliens.How many to change a light bulb?ha ha ha

do you like my joke



A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says %26quot;meow%26quot; in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says %26quot;woof%26quot; in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts %26quot;potato%26quot;



how about this one



there was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00How many to change a light bulb?ok.......How many to change a light bulb?How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?How many to change a light bulb?LOLHow many to change a light bulb?nooot funnnny

or i just dotn get them

How many to change a light bulb?Ahaha nice! Here's a few for youuuu,





Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, the wife always gets the house.





Q:How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

A: About 20. Two to hold the bulb in place, and about 18 more to spin the house.





Q: How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Four. One to actually change the bulb, and three more to write and sing a song about how much they miss the old one.





Thanks!!!

A.





P.S. No offence intened on those, I'm both blonde and love country music! XDHow many to change a light bulb?Ahahahahaha

LMAO



loved them!!How many to change a light bulb?Q: How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?



A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY! How many to change a light bulb?They were fantastic lol. Have a star for making laugh lol.How many to change a light bulb?haha random

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ?

20: one to change the bulb, the rest to make a documentary all about it.How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ?None. Feminists aren't afraid of the dark.



How many anti-feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?



Doesn't matter. Anti-feminists can't screw anything for schitt.



How many anti-feminists does it take to change a light bulb?



100. One to change the bulb and 99 to whine that the feminists didn't do it.



How many anti-feminists does it take to change a light bulb?



None. Anti-feminists can't change anything.How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ?None.



As Baba said feminists aren't afraid of being in the dark....about anything.



Or none because by the time they have quit blaming men it will be light outside.



Or none they will just get congress to pass a new law to prevent the sun from every setting on them {men have to live in the dark to make up the difference}

Or none the end of a light bulb is just a phallic symbol and it should be considered rape to %26quot;screw%26quot; in the light bulb.



Or All of them to have an emotional out burst together on how lazy the light bulb is and how it never supports them in their dreams and how much better off they are having no dependence on the lazy stupid pig of a light bulb and who needs light bulbs any way they are feminists they can make their own light. Light bulbs are obsolete any way fluorescent is better any way if they can just get the government to force the light bulb to install fluorescent for them then the light bulb should be happy to do that.How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ?I think that they would throw the bulb down and stop on it saying that he has no right to the socket, and spend the next 20 years trying to find a way to get two sockets to make light together.How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ?100. One to change the bulb and 99 to campaign for a special public grant available only to women to support women considering going into the male dominated light bulb changing field.How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ?No true feminist would participate in the non consensual penetration of a socket by a light bulb...





@Chevalier: I woke up this morning, read your hilarious post and nearly spat coffee on my keyboard! LOL Brilliant!!How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ?lol. That's funny. You know, I thank the Feminists for most of the freedoms that I have as a woman (in most western Cultures), but they go overboard sometimes don't they!?!How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ?hahahahahahahahahahaHow many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ?Two:

One to change it and the other to dance with (since it's a light one).



Ciao...John-John.-How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ?Haha Sweet! =o)How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ?Cute.How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ?say %26quot;cute Betty Rubbell face%26quot;.How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ?lol, nice.

How many ______ does it take to change a light bulb?

How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?

Calvinists do not change light bulbs. They simply read out the instructions and pray the light bulb will decide to change itself.



How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?

CHANGE???????



No. Really, how many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?

At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.



How many neo-evangelicals does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. They can't tell the difference between light and darkness.



How many Church of Christ Members does it take to change a light bulb?

Six men. One to authorize the change; two to look up the scriptures to see if it's something Jesus or Paul would approve of; and three to keep the women in submission, i.e. keeping them from giving advice, instructions, or usurping authority over the men.



How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.



How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. but for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.



How many fundamentalists or independent Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one because any more would be compromise and ecumenical standards of light would slip.



How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?

At least ten, as they need to hold a debate on whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb they still may not change it to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light.



How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They always use candles.



How many campfire worship leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But soon all those around can warm up to its glowing.



How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. One to actually change the bulb, and nine to say how much they liked the old one.



How many United Methodists does it take to change a light bulb?

Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved-you can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.



How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.



How many Nazarenes does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.



How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Lutherans don't believe in change.



How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?



How many Unitarians does it take to change a light bulb?

We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if, in your own journey, you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb, and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.



How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The lights are on, but no one's home.



How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.



How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?



2 to claim they are really agnostics, 6 to claim that agnostics are just cowardly atheists, 4 to point out that they had lightbulbs in their fundamntalist church back when they were growing up and see no reason to continue using tools of theism, 11 to bring up the Dawkins scale, 13 to propose alternative to the Dawkins scale, 6 to mention how Dawkins changed their life, 3 to ask what atheism has to do with changing a lightbulb, 7 to point out that Theists don't change lightbulbs either, and 1 to claim that even though a theist changed the lightbulb while we were arguing, he didn't have to be a theist to do that!







Other answers welcome.How many ______ does it take to change a light bulb?Rofl! This is most amazing question of my life! I'm glad Unitarians got in there ^^ And I must say it is very accurate! I have absolutely nothing to add except this is the most amazing thing I've seen all day and you definitely made my good day even better!How many ______ does it take to change a light bulb?Um, comment to %26quot;Golfman%26quot;: I don't think you understood this one. The joke is a reference to the fact that Jehovah's Witnesses go door-to-door to witness to people in their homes. The people living in the house see them coming and pretend not to be home even though %26quot;the lights are on.%26quot;

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How many ______ does it take to change a light bulb?shorter version pleaseHow many ______ does it take to change a light bulb?How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?





Who cares, feminists can't change anything.How many ______ does it take to change a light bulb?How many Gardnerian witches does it take to change a light bulb?



(in a low ominous tone) %26quot;Why do you want to know...initiate?%26quot;How many ______ does it take to change a light bulb?It was okay, but the Jehovah's Witness one was stupid. There was no commentary on any religious beliefs, just a third-grade joke about brainpower. Did you make these up?How many ______ does it take to change a light bulb?i love you, hope this doesn't get deleted. i would be in every group of the atheistsHow many ______ does it take to change a light bulb?These are great! My husband is a Lutheran Pastor and he loved all of these. Thanks for the good laugh.How many ______ does it take to change a light bulb?hehe :)



for a little variety -



How many New Agers does it take to change a light bulb?

- We don't need light bulbs. We just sit around and chant at our crystals until they glow!



(and a non-religious one)

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

-Only one. But the light bulb has to *really* want to change.

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How to change light bulb in ML500, 2006.?

I tied but could get my arm in, does dealer using a special tool to get it out. How can i get it out?How to change light bulb in ML500, 2006.?The space is tight but no, you don't need any special tools.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

10. One to change the bulb and one to explain binary.How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?1

If (not lightbulb_on ) then { engineer_change(); }How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?probably more, because they will search for change a bulb software ... lol

How many Bush Administration Officials does it take to change a light bulb?

Best answer gets 10 points. My answer:



5 -- 1 to change the bulb, 1 to blame liberals for plunging us into darkness, 1 to say that the bulb outage was media spin, 1 to make the case that Iraq was behind the bulb going out, and 1 to send us to war.How many Bush Administration Officials does it take to change a light bulb?Here's another Republican light bulb question...



How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?



Answer......Four hundred and seventy one



12 to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb;

23 to deregulate the light bulb industry;

16 to cut funding for alternative lighting R%26amp;D;

34 to cut the marginal tax rate on high-wattage light bulbs;

9 to threaten trade sanctions if Germany and Japan don't start buying more 110-volt bulbs;

53 to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb;

41 to chat with defence contractors about equipping everyone in the building with night-vision gear instead;



And 283 to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs, or screwing anything, on the Internet.How many Bush Administration Officials does it take to change a light bulb?... one... in a sense...



that one just gives a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburtion... and it takes 6 months for the bulb to be changed and it will probably go out again in 2 months...How many Bush Administration Officials does it take to change a light bulb?Which is exactly 20 less than the Clinton White House

That had 5 to cover up his affairs

and 5 to tell the media is's lies for the day

and 10 affirmative actoin standaboutsHow many Bush Administration Officials does it take to change a light bulb?DumbHow many Bush Administration Officials does it take to change a light bulb?Ha Ha Ha. I love it how many could screw in itHow many Bush Administration Officials does it take to change a light bulb?You forgot Rush Limbaugh to swear to it. and Bill O'reily and fox news to report it, fair and balanced of course. Man and you got the 29% that still support this criminal administration. That's a lot of people to change a light bulb. Maybe we should just cut some more education funds and hire it done by a liberal, they are the real workers anyway.

How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

I just recently heard the question %26quot;How many republicrats does it take to change alight bulb%26quot; SO i changed it a litte :) have fun.......How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?So why is this question in the car section?





The answer is none. They will tax the republicans and hire a minority company to change it for them.How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?clever.How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?Answer is obviously 4



3 to charge the Republicans with racism and 1 to get Obama to do it !How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?They can't change a light bulb!

How many Wrestling Fans does it take to change a light bulb ?

3 Wrestling Fans!!!



one to hold the ladder,



one to climb the ladder,



one to push down the ladder, change the Bulb and declare himself the winner.How many Wrestling Fans does it take to change a light bulb ?6 wrestling fans ! (read why )



1 wrestling fan to hold the ladder



1 wrestling fan to climb %26amp; change the light bulb



1 wrestling troll like you to drop the light bulb



1 wrestling fan to grab a new light bulb



1 wrestling troll to drop it again



1 wrestling fan to ignore that troll and change the light bulb himselfHow many Wrestling Fans does it take to change a light bulb ?the rock and john cena.How many Wrestling Fans does it take to change a light bulb ?The real question is %26quot;How many WWE marks does it take to change a light bulb?%26quot;. That answer is %26quot;All of them%26quot;How many Wrestling Fans does it take to change a light bulb ?rock and cena- definitelyHow many Wrestling Fans does it take to change a light bulb ?By the way, Den W Xtreme, no matter how many Marks there are, they simply wouldn't figure out how to fix it.





Actually, it takes one me, or simply, clone yourself 100 times.How many Wrestling Fans does it take to change a light bulb ?http://wwetnastreamz2.piczo.com/?cr=5How many Wrestling Fans does it take to change a light bulb ?How many trolls does it take to screw a light bulb?



None because they're too busy getting reported then suspended!!!!



WQ: john cena, the rock or dxHow many Wrestling Fans does it take to change a light bulb ?Sorry, but to me the Light Bulb joke was stupid, I don't have any of my own.



WQ Answer:

The Rock, Chris Jericho, John Cena, and Triple H.How many Wrestling Fans does it take to change a light bulb ?Batista( dumb) .... Cena (dumber)How many Wrestling Fans does it take to change a light bulb ?It takes 8 wrestling fans, 2 to climb the ladder and have someone push the ladder so someone can get crotched on the chair back, and then 2 more have to climb up so that just before one of them get to the top, 1 fan has to do his finishing move off the top of the ladder, repeat about 40 times, then the fan who installs the light bulb gets a shot at replacing the bulb anytime anywhere within the next 12 months.How many Wrestling Fans does it take to change a light bulb ?How many divorce lawyers does it take to screw in a light blub?



3- one to argue for the rights of the old light bulb, one to argue for the rights on the new light bulb, and one to argue for the rights of the socket



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TAKE #2: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;



2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;



3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;



4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;



5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;



6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;



7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;



8. One to viciously smear #7;



9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;



10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.



ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!TAKE #2: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?Actually, even with all these people the job could not be done.



They would just say that %26quot;they don't recall%26quot; how to do it, but they have a memo somewhere, they thi-ink.



.TAKE #2: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?Thank you for choosing mine as the best answer.

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TAKE #2: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?hee hee hee



and poor mrfeelsgood can only retaliate with a cut and paste rant-fest that doesn't even relate to the question. I think he just made himself item # 11



LOL!TAKE #2: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?Mrfeelsgreat...............DITTO!TAKE #2: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?Even better than the first one!TAKE #2: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?I believe you described the normal Washington procedure for getting any thing done.TAKE #2: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?You should send this to Letterman.TAKE #2: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?None. They delegate this to maintenance. See they are creating jobs. Then, you left wing wackos hate Bush and cheering the USA Enemies to victory.TAKE #2: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?damn, that's funny - but they outsourced the lightbulb company to ChinaTAKE #2: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?That was a good question, but honestly you should think these things through, The first person ripped you a new one.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb at Soldier Field?

3

1 to change the bulb and 2 to talk about how great the old one was.How many guys does it take to change a light bulb at Soldier Field?2 , One that says the 85 Bears was the greatest teams of all time and the other one to say he is lying. Great joke Packers idiot, since none have them have ever been arrested. What an ********. You must have them mixed up with the Bengals.How many guys does it take to change a light bulb at Soldier Field?Good one,the Bears do make good rugsHow many guys does it take to change a light bulb at Soldier Field?Did you answer your own question??......



Was that supposed to be a joke?

if so, was it supposed to be funny?....How many guys does it take to change a light bulb at Soldier Field?is medimom a bears fan? Anyway...how bout this one.....Brian Urlacher, Rex Grossman, and Devin Hester are all in the back seat of a car....who's driving?







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Go Packers!How many guys does it take to change a light bulb at Soldier Field?touche my friend toucheHow many guys does it take to change a light bulb at Soldier Field?so really its just one to change the bulb, the other 2 people you mentioned have nothing to do with the changing of the bulb at all. Besides you never said Bears fans were changing the light bulb, people that hate the Bears could work at soldier field changing that light bulb. You really gotta think before you say things man.How many guys does it take to change a light bulb at Soldier Field?nice! :)How many guys does it take to change a light bulb at Soldier Field?Gee, and I thought the answer was....



1 to change DA light bulb, and one to explain to Mike Ditka why they need to change it.

How difficult is it to change the light bulb on a Projector?

I have a projector that I was using for television and movies. It is a Toshiba, model number TDP-S20. How hard is it to change the bulb and where do I go to get a replacement. Any info will help. Thanks.How difficult is it to change the light bulb on a Projector?Depends on the projector. I've never done any work on this particular model. I mostly work with Sony projectors but.. The best way to order a bulb for this unit is to call Toshiba at 1-800-GO-TOSHIBA. Get ahold of someone in Parts or customer service. Tell them what model of projector you have and tell them you need the bulb for that unit. Good Luck! And Happy Projecting!

btw.. Ahab is right.. be careful what you touch. do not touch the new bulb or the lenses. other than that.. shouldn't be too hard. you'll need a small screwdriver. and try to remember where things go for reassembly.How difficult is it to change the light bulb on a Projector?try Ebay they have EVERYTHING!!!How difficult is it to change the light bulb on a Projector?Not too hard. Just be sure not to touch it with bare hands. The oil on your finger can cause it to overheat and burn out.How difficult is it to change the light bulb on a Projector?Read the Manual to locate the Bulb compartment, open it, unscrew the secure screw and pull out the plastic bulb assembly then replace with a new one which you can order thru Toshiba website or other dot com if you don't feel like running around for it.How difficult is it to change the light bulb on a Projector?Not too difficult with proper instructions. Here's

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How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won檛 claim that god did it.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?I was gonna guess %26quot;None, they don't live in the dark%26quot;How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?hahahahaha?How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Actually, that wasn't bad.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?sorry - was that supposeed to be funny ????How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?LOL!How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Witty and sardonic, but hardly funny.



All in all 7/10 :)How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Atheists don't change light bulbs, we have much more important things to do.



Like partying.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?The videotape won't always help - some fundies will stay say %26quot;God did it%26quot;. If you really want to mess with their heads put on a long haired wig and a robe and backlight it - that would be fun, wouldn't it?How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?oh no you DIDN'T!How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?lol. good one.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?One! Because when a light goes out we don't assume God's angry at us, we just change the damn bulb and go on with our lives.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Not bad...however, I'll hold my tongue as to avoid a report at this point.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?it's used for scientific research.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?I'm going to do the same thing if I get advance knowledge of my demise. Tape it, so the fundamentalists won't claim I was a deathbed conversion.



By the way, if you stare at a light bulb long enough, it'll turn into an angel.



And cause retinal damage.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Well done.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Light bulbs are just a theory anyway.How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but we probably won't because we're not afraid of the dark.

How do you change the light bulb for a Harborbreeze titan ceiling fan?

I have been fussing over this light for two days and I can't figure out how to change the bulb. It was already in the house when we bought it. Here is the link...

http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?action=prHow do you change the light bulb for a Harborbreeze titan ceiling fan?Put both hands on the globe an gently twist it counter-clockwise. This will un-lock the globe so you will be able to remove it and replace the bulbs.

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What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?

Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?



Taurus: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away.



Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!



Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.



Leo: Leo's don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.



Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.



Libra: Umm, two. Or maybe one. No -- on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?



Scorpio: That secret information can only be shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.



Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?



Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.



Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...



Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?Pisces on the cusp of Aries. I can do by myself, you big bully! *bursts into tears*What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?i am a aries. so i can do it by myself.What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?Scorpio...



1st...I don't believe in this stuff but oh well...



2nd...Light Bulb? 1. STUBBORN!What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?None: as you so nicely said someone will do it for me! Yes, I am a leoWhat's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?Hahahaha... Aries here too! But I let my Aquarius hubby change it :)What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?lol im Virgo.What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.



Thats me a little retentive and a perfectionist.. I know I know!What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?Thats true. I ve a sagi friend and my husband is an aquarian....What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?Pisces. And regarding the light bulb question I couldn't have said it better LOL !What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?Im a leo we dont change light bulbs we get others to do it for us.What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?hmm, I'm a capricorn --- so I'll let my husband do it he is a Libra!!What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?I'm an Aries and that was so funny and true.What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?cancerWhat's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?I don't have a sign, well I do actually but I can't read it because the lightbulb needs changing.What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?cancerWhat's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?Taurus. I don't know about mine but I was born on 18 May 1992. Does that give u enough informationsWhat's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?I have a close friend who is a Leo and that is him to a %26quot;T%26quot;! lol!What's Your Sign? (And how many of you does it take to change a light bulb?)?SWEET!! I'm a Leo so I don't need to even touch thelight bulb:D

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so Fundies won檛 claim that god did it.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?lol I was going to say Zero!



They are so smart they get the fundies to do it for them!



(i'll believe in Jesus if you change that lightbulb for me).



EDIT: Have to say I'm loving these answers (from both atheists and theists) - very funny!How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Eh.. I've heard better.

5/10How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?just 1...How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?None



They like being in the darkHow many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?... or you could use a tripod....How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?I was gonna say: 2. One to gather enough evidence to prove the lightbulb exists, and one to change it.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?None, they'd rather stay in the dark.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?That...was so lame.

It has nothing to do with anything. Of course a person can change a light bulb without..ooh so lame.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, if the evidence suggests that the light bulb needs to be changed.



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None, the light bulb needs to reach the objective conclusion that it needs to change on its own.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?None, they can't see the light.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to actually change the bulb and another to keep the Mormons from coming in and doing it for you.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?This would have been so much more interesting if you hadn't answered your own question...How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Given enough time the bulb will just change it self.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?How many people believe there is a God or god?

Too many. Which means too many people believe in magical fairy tales.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?It depends on how big the bulb is....doesn't it?How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Time for some self-parody.



None. After the light goes out, we can no longer see it and no longer have evidence that it exists. We change our theory that light doesn't actually exist, and sit in the dark instead.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Other possible answers:



None. They don't believe in light bulbs. They've never seen electricity.



None. The blown bulb will eventually evolve into a working one if given enough time. It may take millions of years...



Just one. They hold up the bulb and the entire world revolves around them.



Millions. One changes the bulb and the rest pat them on the back or say %26quot;Me too.%26quot;How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The lightbulb does not need changing. In millions of years the humans who sat in the dark room will evolve to produce their own light, thus eliminating the need for a lightbulb.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?two one to change it, and one to prove to the catholic chrch that the bulb does not revolve around the earthHow many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Wow starlight don't be too understanding of other peoples' choices...

This was a joke, people added on and you were judging peoples' way of life.

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and it wasn't that bad a joke :PHow many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Well if you like, I can go to the lab and make you a organic LED, encase it in resin while in a Helium atmosphere, and it won't go out for at least 10 years... I'm sure I've got some PFO and chloroform laying around somewhere.



Then you won't have to hurt yourself coming up with attempts to insult people whom you're making gross generalizations about, and have no respect for you. You could go twiddle your thumbs, or do something else equally productive.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?An atheist does not know what %26quot;light%26quot; even is. Their light has gone out. They are dead and have no light within them. Jesus is the light of the world and until they change their dark world and enter the Light of Jesus they will never see light again.

How many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

How many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?



1). Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to argue how their own bulb

gives better colour.



2). None. Astronomers aren't afraid of the dark!.



3). Two: one to change the bulb, the other to complain about the light

pollution.



4). Only one, but you have to go to Hawaii to get the really good

bulbs.



5). Three, plus or minus seventy-five.



6). 10^8, because astronomers love really big numbers !



7). None, they wouldn't change it because it ruins their night vision.



And finally,



8): Eight:

1 observational astronomer to measure luminosity and redshift of bulb

1 theoretical astronomer to calculate spherical co-ordinates of bulb

1 departmental head to write to PPARC, for project funds

1 astronomical engineer to design and build the bulb replacing

satellite

1 starling SIG programmer to write satellite control and data reduction

software

1 NASA mission control expert to arrange satellite launch and say

%26quot;t-2 go for main engine start........%26quot; etc

1 remote observer to manipulate the satellites arm once in elliptical

orbit around light bulb

1 Grad student to act as scapegoat in event of mission failure.How many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?LoL! Sounds about right to me!



Or how about; None - the weather in the UK is too crap, so they'd just download the light from the NASA site!How many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?MehHow many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?8. Definitely 8.How many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?WICKED JOKE MY FREND HERS TEN POINTSHow many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?Just two. A woman to look for a new light bulb. And a man to throw a fit while fiddling with the light bulb fitting.How many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?Zero. They can not see a burnt out light bulb through their telescopes. They believe the darkness is a black hole.How many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?very funny, You don't need a hamburger today that was funny! Well done!How many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?8 especially the grad student part









you deserve 10 pointsHow many Astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?One. Astronomers are very able people.