How many members of your astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?

Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?



Taurus: One, but just %26quot;try%26quot; to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.



Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done.



Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.



Leo: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.



Virgo: Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.



Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?



Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.



Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?



Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.



Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...



Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?How many members of your astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?I love it!

Did you write it?



AwesomeHow many members of your astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?aries! Woo!How many members of your astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?I'm Pisces!How many members of your astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?Libra here: I'm ridin' the fence between if the light bulb wants to change or should I help it along; there' a delicate balance most defined to be had here in this there changin'.How many members of your astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?Where'd you get that, did you do it yourself.

Very creative!

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go Capricorn!...but i did listen to this joke....does dat mean i am not of the correct astrological interpretation? strange stuff...How many members of your astrological sign does it take to change a light bulb?The Libra one is REALLY accurate! Wait till I tell my bestfriend!



I'm an Aquarius, so...