How Many USAF Psychologists Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Let's see how many variations of this old joke we can come up with....



The two most popular are:



1. Only one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.



2. Well, let's start out by defining exactly what you mean by %26quot;change.%26quot;



All responses welcome...especially funny and sarcastic ones.How Many USAF Psychologists Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?And whatever you say, tell me what brings that number to mind.



They can't do it; it would be acting out.



If the patient is ♀, they'll make her do the screwing.



It doesn't matter what you decide, it's still $250 an hour.How Many USAF Psychologists Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?It depends on the size of the light bulb.How Many USAF Psychologists Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?very interesting. have you had these thoughts long? how does that make you feel?How Many USAF Psychologists Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?What is the psychologist's hourly billing rate? Wouldn't that have some impact on how many sessions it would take to fully examine this one and figure it out?



(Yeah, I know the military ones don't bill like that; just work with me here, okay?)