But you might need one to convince the bulb that it needed to change. Once that was accomplished, then if a ladder is needed, 5 one to hold the bulb and the other 4 to turn the ladder.
How many women does it take to change a light-bulb?Cheeky monkey! Only one. Ask a man and he will ask you to get the step-stool, get the replacement bulb and praise him after he has done it. You will also have to ask him 3 times to do it in the first place. Ha ha. How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? Answer: It depends on how thinly you slice them!How many women does it take to change a light-bulb?None. They would rather b**ch about the dark.How many women does it take to change a light-bulb?One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS #@*$!#@ HOUSE!
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