Q: How many missionaries does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too.
Q: How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: ``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
Q: How many surgeons does it take to replace a light bulb?
A: 3. We'd also like to remove the socket as you aren't using it now.
Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
Q: How many libertarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Libertarians never change light bulbs, because someone might enter the room who wants to sit in the dark.
Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?lol...
NOT! f*ckin crap jokes man.
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