How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

%26gt; How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?



* Two one to change it and one not to change it.



* %26quot;One - One to change the bulb, one not to think of the white horse and one to make the sound of one hand clapping.%26quot;



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* None - They just sit in the dark and find light from within



* None - the change must come from within.



* None. The truly enlightened don't need light bulbs.



* None. They are the light bulb.



%26gt; How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?



* None. The universe changes the light bulb %26amp; the Zen Master gets the hell out of the way!



%26gt; How many Californian Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?



* Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called %26quot;Zen and the art of Lightbulb changing.%26quot;How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but it has to want to change.How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?3. One to meditate, one to ring a bell, and the other to do something funny but zen buddistish that changes the lightbulb... I can't remember the end of this joke.How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?Om. I don't know.It does take three shrinks however. One to consult, one to assist, but only if the lightbulb wants to change.How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?Ten ?one to hold the lightbulb and nine to turn the ladder around.How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?600How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?None, Zen buddhists don't use lightbulbs. Only candles and incense .Ohmmmmm.