How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever:

The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?



Border Collie:

Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.



Dachshund:

You know I can't reach that dumb stupid lamp!



Rottweiler:

Make me.



Lab:

Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?



Malamute:

Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.



Jack Russell Terrier:

I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.



Poodle:

I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.



Cocker Spaniel:

Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.



Doberman Pinscher:

While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.



Boxer:

Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......



Mastiff:

Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.



Chihuahua:

Yo quiero Taco Bulb.



Irish Wolfhound:

Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....



Pointer:

I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....



Greyhound:

It isn't moving. Who cares?



Australian Shepherd:

First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....





Old English Sheep Dog:

Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?





German Shepard:

Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID, %26quot;STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!%26quot;



Hound Dog:

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz



Cat:

Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?=]How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?ha ha they were great, i love the jack russell, border collie and german shepherd ones the mostHow many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?well worth readingHow many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?*hahahahaha*

*rotfl*



brilliant!How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?rotweiler

was the best one luved itHow many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?That was funny but I think the Chihuahua one's rascist.How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?I definitely can imagine my cat saying that...How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Ha ha ha ha

Right....we seem to be forever subserviant to a cat.

My dog was a Manchester Terrier...she would have said....

Lefty Lucy..Tighty Righty

or

Who's gonna hold the ladder....

or

Let's go outside, let's go to the park, let's go for a wallk....c'mon..let's go.



Terriers are very smart at getting someone else to do things for them. They're always ready to go out..anytime, regardless of the weather even.How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Nice!How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?good one.....excellent

thats funny .....gave me a good laugh

.....good job.....keep up the good ones

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