How many Democrats: It only takes six. 5 members of the Supreme Court to write new law from the bench, and one handyman to change it.Finish this Joke -- How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?It's a trick question. The democrats never change anything they just sit around and cry, piss and moan about how George Bush's energy dept was responsible for the bulb blowing.Finish this Joke -- How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?How about %26quot;Politicians?%26quot; and zero.They would never be able to agree the light went out.Finish this Joke -- How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?one...and only one...and only if the lightbulb wants to be changed.............Finish this Joke -- How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?They blame the bulb burning out on the republicans, and have a filibuster...Finish this Joke -- How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?None.
They will wait for the Republicans to change it, and then take the credit for it.Finish this Joke -- How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?Just one Al Gore %26amp; he'd rather we used candles. G.W. and all.Finish this Joke -- How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?None, they'd just cry in the dark about how noone ever does anything for them.Finish this Joke -- How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?100.
40 to form a committee to see if the light bulb needs changing. 20 to form an investigative committee to find out why the first committee is failing to provide evidence that the light bulb needs changing. 10 lawyers to sue and counter-sue both committees and the electric company (for good measure) based on the rights of the light bulb being violated. 20 to form the Light Bulb Changing Union (they vote not to change the light bulb, go on strike, and take bribes from the Mafia). And finally 10 to present an environmental impact statement of why the light bulb should or should not be changed.
The light bulb is sitting there still, burnt out and useless.Finish this Joke -- How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?LMAO ... N O N E !!!
The TROLLS have ALL day to stay on here !!
Since they are living off of Government Hand-Outs, they have NOTHING else to do but mess with the hard working people that WANT to ACTUALLY earn a paycheck !!!
They would use OUR Money from Government Hand-Out Programs to have a Hard Working Republican do it FOR THEM !!
THEY are using OUR MONEY to BUY computers AND Internet Time, INSTEAD of getting a JOB !!! Democrats generally believe in heavy fines for honest work, while rewarding sloth and indulgence.
Do YOU think that people should be able to do absolutely nothing productive and get government hand-outs for sloth and indulgence - healthcare, tobacco, alcohol, drugs, STDs, etc. ??
Do YOU want to have YOUR MONEY TAKEN from YOU and YOUR FAMILY to FINANCE these people ???
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We need to make sure that the person that represents AMERICA is PRO-AMERICA !!!
WE NEED to make sure that EVERY man, woman, and child, KNOW how ANTI-AMERICAN Obama and his Reverend(S) ARE !!!
Would a CONTINUAL 20 years of %26quot;second hand smoke%26quot; have a negative affect on the other people in the area ??
Would a CONTINUAL 20 years of %26quot;Anti-American Preachings%26quot; have a negative affect on the other people in the area ??
John F. Kennedy, a Democrat, was sworn in as the 35th President of THE United States of America, at noon on January 20, 1961. In his inaugural address he spoke of the NEED for ALL Americans to be ACTIVE CITIZENS, famously saying, %26quot;Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.%26quot;
Please NOTICE that it said DEMOCRAT - NOT Socialist and / or Communist Democrat !!
It means this country is only as strong as the people in it. It means get off your a$$ and do something!!!
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The Democratic Elite make the rules and then they change them for their convenience !!
The Elite Democrats feel like THEY know better than YOU who would be the best person to run the country !!!
By the People and For the People !!!
.Finish this Joke -- How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?this is an amazing question. kudos to all who answered creatively %26amp; the asker.
[:Finish this Joke -- How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?just one n dey dont even have 2 use an earth friendly fluorescent bulb because theyre so BRIGHT.....OR, they can go pants-less n grab their ankles cause dey think da sun shines out of their ........Finish this Joke -- How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
None; they're too busy hugging a tree.
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None; they're too busy searching for alternative energy.
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