Friday, September 23, 2011

How many religion and spirituality regulars does it take to change a light bulb?

only one, but some of us doubt the light bulb ever existed, some think it died, and others thought it was a black light in disguise..



the rest of us make fun of the guy who changed the light bulb, or report him for no known reason...How many religion and spirituality regulars does it take to change a light bulb?That's why they're meeting on Nov. 30th... to see how many it takes LOLHow many religion and spirituality regulars does it take to change a light bulb?Only one but thte light bulb has to want to change!



(Old joke and old punch line)How many religion and spirituality regulars does it take to change a light bulb?It'll never get done.

The atheists will want the newest, long lasting, good for the environment bulbs...

but the fundies will tell you that candles work best since 2000 year old things are best to be trusted.

The moderates will just walk away from it all...

and the pagans will get a keg and start the party without us.How many religion and spirituality regulars does it take to change a light bulb?It really only takes one; it's just that you would need a large group in able to find one that cares.How many religion and spirituality regulars does it take to change a light bulb?I don't change bulbs...I hire atheists,at minimum wage, or illigals at less... to do the job.How many religion and spirituality regulars does it take to change a light bulb?All of them. The Atheists and Christians would get in a fight with the Pagans helping out the Atheists and the Muslims being a wild-card. Then I come in and kill everybody and then smash the light bulb against my face, why? I have no idea.How many religion and spirituality regulars does it take to change a light bulb?lol. don't forget the Jews. And soon even the Taoists I heard........How many religion and spirituality regulars does it take to change a light bulb?One but he wont do it he still has his faith the other light bulb will shine again.How many religion and spirituality regulars does it take to change a light bulb?It would only take 1....BUT WHICH 1 WOULD BE THE PROBLEM !!!How many religion and spirituality regulars does it take to change a light bulb?It depends upon how many are available when the light bulb needs to be changed. If an odd number of people are available, it will always be the number of R%26amp;S regulars available, such that the even numbers cancel out and one is left free for bulb changing.



If there is an even number of regulars available, it depends upon whether or not having the bulb remove by an abrupt smashing and scraping and breaking the new bulb soon after replacing it counts as %26quot;changing%26quot;.How many religion and spirituality regulars does it take to change a light bulb?NONE - because their so called %26quot;god%26quot; made lightHow many religion and spirituality regulars does it take to change a light bulb?100. 1 to hold the lightbulb and 99 to turn the building.



Har!

.How many religion and spirituality regulars does it take to change a light bulb?1. they just stand there while they think the world revolves around them.How many religion and spirituality regulars does it take to change a light bulb?It would take 1 theist and 1 atheist and 1 agnostic.



The theist and the atheist to argue about the process, and the agnostic to actually change the bulb...



And then not be sure that was the right thing to do...How many religion and spirituality regulars does it take to change a light bulb?Hee-hee-hee...I just read that joke in one of the PA Dutch Mysteries! %26quot;One for each demonination!%26quot;

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