How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?

One to buy the beer, one to spark the BBQ up and one to ask a Kiwi to do it.How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?Will the last Kiwi to leave please turn off the light ?How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?FUNNY BLOKE YOU AREHow many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?Nice you answered your own question.hhaha your coolHow many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?ha ha ha. you have the right answer.How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?Nah, ya got it wrong, mate.

I assume you're talking about Australian men.

The correct answer of course is that: Australian men don't change light bulbs. That's a woman's job. And she hasn't finished the job until she's got her man a beer from the fridge once the new bulb is in.How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?haha nice 1. of course us kiwis have 2 do it for them!How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?because they are are all don't know about thisHow many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?



Don't worry about it mate, it will be light in the morning.How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?So, are you inferring that the Kiwi is only good for manual labour. That's not very nice. :)How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?NONE - Real Aussies aren't afraid of the dark.



But your answer is good too.



Cheers, mate.How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?Some years ago I did a coach tour of New Zealand. One of the other tourists was an Australian electrician. He said one day that he would have been sacked from his job if he had installed wiring like he saw in New Zealand. (Actually even I could see some of it was a bit rough).



So it takes one Australian to change a light bulb in Australia, but in NZ it takes 2 Kiwis. One to actually change be bulb, the other to hold on to the light fitting so that it does not fall off while the job is being done.How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?nice one...hahahaHow many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?none - they dont have electricityHow many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?yeah ha ha the only problem is the kiwi is to busy shagging his sheep with his gum boots on-quicker to do it our selves.How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb?lol, i don't get it but its still funny