How many BBC officials does it take to change a light bulb?

Answers would be preferred on a stone tablet or banana.How many BBC officials does it take to change a light bulb?One to change the bulb,one to oversee the change,one to check on health and safety,one to remove and recycle the old bulb,one to organise the after bulb changing party,one to invite non-celebrities to the party,one to host the party with guest hosts,one to script a soap about the life and times of the old bulb,one write a musical about same,one to have an in depth discussion about the role played by the old light bulb and what the new light bulb has to live up to,one to review the future of light bulbs in the future and the rest to organise the unbiased reporting of the whole thing from all around the world,speaking seriously to camera,hold their earphones in and wearing flak jackets in war zones.Oh I forgot,one to present a critique on the life span of bulbs and another to organise the fashion shoots and another the arrange a university challenge special for Light bulbs of high academic and dynamic quality's and some to make the tea and buns when its all over,sorry,I forgot to thank camera crews,the technical side,the drivers,the list goes on,I hope I have not forgotten anyone,til next time,goodnight.How many BBC officials does it take to change a light bulb?All of them.How many BBC officials does it take to change a light bulb?The answer is simple, IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!How many BBC officials does it take to change a light bulb?They are not allowed to change light bulbs. That is the job of LiBul Union Members. Health %26amp; Safety!How many BBC officials does it take to change a light bulb?they don't no wot a bulb isHow many BBC officials does it take to change a light bulb?Oh dear its the usual problem they are spending our money not theirs. Some of the payments made to odd bodies rather like Wogan are so ridiculous its just not true. I appreciate they talk to thousands, but anybody could. Almost anybody would do Wogans job for a quarter or even less, as for that other twit that cannot speak properly, sorry I cannot remember his name its over the yard arm. just sack him and save thousands. Why do we need two to introduce news items, then go on to somebody else to explain whats happening. Sorry the BBC which has done a noble job for so many years wants to get with it and remember its using our money.