How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Also, if a tree falls is the woods will it make a sound, How many chucks can a woodchuck chuck and who is buried in Grant's tomb?How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?1: 0... i LIKE sitting in the dark

2: of course, sound doesn't need an audience

3: i KILLED chuck %26gt;:)

4: ChuckHow many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?oneHow many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Assuming the atheist isn't an infant and has proper control of his hands, it takes one.







What a stupid question.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?2

yes

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grant and his wifeHow many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim god did it.



How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They believe that god has predestined when the light will come on.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?spare us next time and post in the lame sectionHow many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Assuming you can show good evidence that the light bulb needs changing... one.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?one. and at least we don't pray for the bulb to be changed... cause we all know how that works out!! let there be no light.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?I second to Basement Cat

Yes

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Jane WoodstockHow many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?They don't change it.



They feel they are enlightened already.





As did the tree, the woodchuck and GrantHow many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?56

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GrantHow many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to witness %26quot;God didn't do it%26quot;.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?We don't purchase defective lights.

~How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?You are entering the world of quantum entanglement with these questions. Be careful, waves will be collapsing all around you.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

* Atheists will ask first: What bulb? Probably if the bulb is located too high they will ask for help.



Appears to me that you have some typing errors. Do you mean: If a tree falls in the woods, will it make a sound?

* Yes. Sound is defined as: %26quot;a travelling wave which is an oscillation of pressure transmitted through a solid, liquid, or gas, composed of frequencies within the range of hearing and of a level sufficiently strong to be heard, or the sensation stimulated in organs of hearing by such vibrations.%26quot;. * It has been proven, more than enough times, that the fall of a tree in the woods do cause traveling waves that many species, including humans, can hear.



Or do you mean: If a tree falls in the woods, will it make a noise?

* Well, that is different. Sound and Noise are not allways the same thing.

* In common use, the word noise means any unwanted sound. Then to have a noise you need someone there to hear the sound of the tree falling but not wanting to hear ir.

* If there are no one in the woods when the tree falls, there will be sound but not a noise.

* if there is someone in the woods and hear the sound of the falling tree, but is not bothered by the sound then there is not a noise, just sound.



How many chucks can a woodchuck chuck?

* Depends on the individual woodchuck's performance and on the time available.



Who is buried in Grant's tomb?

* I did not went to the funeral, not sure if it was really Grant or a body double who was in the coffin.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?All of them.How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?It takes 4 athiest to change a light bulb. One to hold the bulb and three to turn the ladder...How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?One, and one to deny the light.

The tree can be heard screaming for miles

A woodchuck can't chuck wood.

Grant...but not the one you think.