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How many humans does it take to change a light bulb?None.We have candles.How many humans does it take to change a light bulb?one ( male obviously )How many humans does it take to change a light bulb?all of themHow many humans does it take to change a light bulb?1 with a brain!lolHow many humans does it take to change a light bulb?How many Zen Buddhists?
Two: One to change the light bulb, and one to not change the light bulb.How many humans does it take to change a light bulb?Whats a light bulb ? X cindy Am irish ha ha haHow many humans does it take to change a light bulb?10... 1 person to change the bulb, and nine haters who thought they could have done it betterHow many humans does it take to change a light bulb?that depends on the IQ of the humans involved also the hight of the bulb from the floor and if the bulb is being changed during the day or night. Using those parameters it could take any amount from 1 to 30 depending on how many ppl are watching and giving comentary. :PHow many humans does it take to change a light bulb?what has this question to do with physics???\
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1 person to change it, a few media ppl to make a fuss abt it, some idiots to create a committee for the refusal to the changing of bulbs, some terrorists to terrorise us that they could blow that bulb off, some....How many humans does it take to change a light bulb?If it's a Central or Local government light bulb, too many.
Otherwise one human.!How many humans does it take to change a light bulb?None. You recruit slave labor to do it for you, but we all know they're monkeys, not people.How many humans does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One woman to nag, one male to actually get it done.How many humans does it take to change a light bulb?Usually 2. One to change it, one to check it (by the switcher).How many humans does it take to change a light bulb??it檒l take 3 pollocks to screw in the bulb.How many humans does it take to change a light bulb?For 100% guarantee of success you need 4.
1 stands by the light switch making sure it is off
1 holds the wobbly chair to stop the person falling off
1 stands on the chair and changes the bulb
1 holds the old bulb and passes on the new bulb
There will be no breakages, electrocutions or broken armsHow many humans does it take to change a light bulb?what they said.How many humans does it take to change a light bulb?1001, one to hold the bulb and 1000 to turn the house round.
xxBellaxxHow many humans does it take to change a light bulb?5, 1 to hold the bulb in position, 4 to turn the ladder.How many humans does it take to change a light bulb?LIGHT BULB JOKES- STAR TREK
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one. A Klingon would never display such dishonor by allowing
someone else to help him with such a remedial task.
A: Two. One to change it, and the other to shoot him and take
the credit.
Q: How many Romulans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 151. One to change it and 150 to self-destruct the ship in disgrace.
Q: How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to get the lightbulb at the lowest possible price, one to hold
a second standing on it's shoulders so he can reach the lightbulb, one to
sell the used bulb for as much as possible, and one to watch the whole thing
and act REALLY annoying.
A: None. They'd rather sell if for a profit than use it!
Q: How many Betazoids?
Two. One to change it, and one to sit there and moan %26quot;Darkness. I sense
darkness.%26quot;
Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: %26quot;Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000%26quot;
Q. How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Can't be done. They keep sticking their fingers in the socket
to feed.
Q: How many Organians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Lightbulb? What do Orgainians need lightbulbs for?!!
Q: How many Platonians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They can't; they're short Alexander!
Q: How many Gorn does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but it takes tons of lightbulbs!
Q: How many Borg does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One to change the bulb and the rest to assimilate General Electric
Q: How mnay Tammarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. %26quot;Darmok, cast into darkness; Temba, his arms wide; bring forth the sun!%26quot;
Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: 7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the
Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones
to pronounce the bulb dead. Scotty, after checking around, notices
that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he can't
see in the dark to tend to his engines. Kirk must make an emergency
stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a
light bulb from the natives. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu, and 3 red
shirt security officers beam down. The 3 security officers are
promptly killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party
is captured. Meanwhile, back in orbit, Scotty notices a Klingon ship
approaching and must warp out of orbit to escape detection.
Bones cures the native king who is suffering from the flu, and as
a reward the landing party is set free and given all of the light bulbs
they can carry. Scotty cripples the Klingon ship and warps back to the
planet just in time to beam up Kirk et. al. The new bulb is inserted,
and the Enterprise continues with its five year mission.
Q: How many people in TNG does it take to screw a lightbulb?
A: Nine.
A light blub in the bridge dies.
Riker : GEORDI--WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
Picard: Someone remove the lightbulb. Conference!
In the Conference room.
Troi : (putting her hand on the dead bulb) I feel... pain.
Worf : The bulb is useless now, Captain. Let me dispose of it.
(unholsters phaser and adjusts it to %26quot;OBLITERATE%26quot; setting)
Data : (thinking about what Worf said) Captain, if I were to
become non-functional like this bulb, would I receive
a regular burial or would I be disposed of like...
Picard: Shut up, Data. Hold your fire, Mr. Worf. Where is Mr.
LaForge?
Geordi: (stepping into the room) Here, Captain. I'm afraid we're
out of light bulbs. Who needs light anyway? With my VISOR,
I can clearly see despite the absence of visible light.
Bev : I can surgically remove everyone's eyes and outfit us all
with VISORs...
Wes : No way, Mom. Wait! I got it! I'll build us a positronic
krigga-wave-condensing incandescent light generator!
Riker : Excellent, Wes. BTW, WHAT THE HELL are you doing in this
meeting? This is for senior officers only! Worf, put
Ensign Crusher in the brig!
Worf : (To Wes, grinning) You will walk or I will carry you!
Bev : You're not touching my son!
Everyone lurches. Outside, two Borg ships begin attacking the
Enterprise. Everyone rushes to the bridge. Q suddenly appears on
the bridge.
Picard: Q! End this!
Q : Temper temper, mon capitan. Can't you humans take a joke?
(snaps fingers--Borg ships disappear)
Picard: I didn't mean the Borg ships--I meant the light bulb!
Q : Oh. Sorry (snaps fingers again--bulb is restored). Until
next time! (flash of light--Q disappears)
Picard: (hands restored bulb to Wes) prepare to screw light bulb.
Wes : Aye, Captain (holds bulb in position over bulb socket)
Picard: Engage!How many humans does it take to change a light bulb?two women
one to change the bulb the other to suck my c**kHow many humans does it take to change a light bulb?None, but one homo-sapien usually suffices!!!!!!!!!!!!How many humans does it take to change a light bulb?The Health and Safely Executive are pleased to announce that the dangerous act of changing of Light Bulbs indoors has been banned.
Those with outdoor light bulbs may apply for a PERMIT that allows suitable scaffolding to be erected and only then the bulb may be changed by a Registered, qualified Electrician.
Old light bulbs are designated as 'hazardous' and may only be properly disposed of by certified Hazardous Waste operators.
Anyone caught attempting the dangerous act of indoor light bulb changing (or outdoor changing without a Permit) is liable to immediate arrest and, if convicted, summary execution.
Those addicted to indoor light bulb changing are urged to seek medical help before it it too late.
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