How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb ?

A) two , one to hold onto it and the other to twist him around.



By the same priciple it takes six of them to milk a cow. Two holding two udders each and the other four to lift the cow up and down.



B) Two, one to change it and the other to make the prawn sandwiches



C) Nothing changes at Old trafford.



D) twenty, one to change it and 19 directors to go on a %26quot;fact finding%26quot; mission to the West Indies to find out how lightbulbs are changed there.How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb ?About 67000How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb ?If you find one that can,, let me know**How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb ?Does Man U have any fans?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?





Play up Chelsea, Chelsea play up!!!!How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb ?Dont bother let them lose in the dark.



One to phone an Italian for help.



Dont worry the owner will bring a light bulb specialist from USA.How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb ?none they are all stupid they don't know how to change oneHow many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb ?I didn't think they knew how to, but I've got a joke for you.



Did you know that Cristiano Ronaldo takes three people to the toilet with him?



One holds the magnifying glass, one holds the tweezers, and the other one laughs.How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb ?none. they cant afford electric up there.How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb ?One as*hole, the rest will watchHow many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb ?sorry, have no idea.How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb ?InfinityHow many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb ?None of them, because they get other mugs to it for them.How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb ?not even oneHow many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb ?Who cares?How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb ?all of them