Friday, September 23, 2011

How many Muslims to change a light bulb?

How many Muslims to change a light bulb?



10,001. One imam to blame the old bulb burning out on America and the Joooos, and 10,000 to riot in the streets, beheading and shooting every non-Muslim in sight.How many Muslims to change a light bulb?Or:

Three. One to change the bulb, one to excitedly find a vague passage in the Koran that allegedly predicted the future use of lightbulbs, and the other to destroy the picture of the lightbulb drawn on the package.How many Muslims to change a light bulb?Thanks for picking my answer (and of course for posting a question to inspire it!)

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How many Muslims to change a light bulb?Geez, Hope can't even get %26quot;buzzzzz%26quot; right instead of %26quot;beep%26quot;. More proof of no humor among Muslims.

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How many Muslims to change a light bulb?None. They would decide it was the will of Allah that the bulb was to have burned out and they would leave it as a sign of God.How many Muslims to change a light bulb?I was expecting something more like %26quot;None -- they prefer to remain in the dark!%26quot; or %26quot;None -- they don't have electricity in their cave!%26quot; or something like that.



%26quot;Hello, Kettle? It's Pot calling...you're black!%26quot;How many Muslims to change a light bulb?One.



I have one....how many Christians will admit to the bloody history of their own faith?



zeroHow many Muslims to change a light bulb?That is very clever. You said what i wasnt game enough to say. Thank you. Now, how many Christians?How many Muslims to change a light bulb?It depends on the location of the light bulb and the equipment available. If it's particularly high up and there is no ladder handy, or anything else to climb on, it may be necessary for one to stand on another's shoulders. But in most cases I'd say a single Muslim would be capable of changing the light bulb, assuming he or she is an adult and in reasonable health.How many Muslims to change a light bulb?Awesome!!How many Muslims to change a light bulb?You forgot to mention blowing themselves up to kill many other people, including their own countrymen/women, for some reasonHow many Muslims to change a light bulb?And don't forget the ones who strap bombs to themselves and go blow up the hardware store for not having the right brand of light bulbs!



Thanx for the giggle...



Except, it really isn't funny...they really are that unreasonable, and that violent.

*shudders*How many Muslims to change a light bulb?ahh ur jus 1 top joka init%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;NO . ur joke was proper dead lyk .. sorrii but u need 2 fix up %26gt;n watch wat ur sayin 2 all u ppl who fink der top racist jokas lyk talk bout WASTE %26gt;%26gt; sort it out u dik.How many Muslims to change a light bulb?*Beep* Wrong answer, correct answer was that its takes one muslim to change one light bulb. Oh wait...this was supposed to be a joke? Oh ha... ha... ha.... zzzzz Not funny :l

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