How many plumbers does it take to change a light bulb?

thats a pretty poor questionHow many plumbers does it take to change a light bulb?Three



One to scratch his head in puzzlement, because this is an electrical problem, not plumbing.



A Second to go to the hardware store for addional parts.



And a Third to explain why its going to cost more than you expected.







Finally.....





Your wife will change it because she disgusted with you all, and run you out of the house.





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Ask the plumber about running water to the doghouse while you're out there, lolHow many plumbers does it take to change a light bulb?Quite a few, plumbers like to work in the dark. All ladies should remember this. %26quot;Don't sleep with a drip tonight call a plumber.%26quot;How many plumbers does it take to change a light bulb?Plumbers shouldn't change a light bulb. ELECTRICIANS should. And to save yourself some money, you can do it yourself. You only need a new light bulb %26amp; your hands.How many plumbers does it take to change a light bulb?It will cost you $150 for the first hour to answer this question and will cost $100/hour for each additional hour. Please sign on the line below. We accept Visa, MC or Amex... How will you be paying today?



Will - PlumberHow many plumbers does it take to change a light bulb?Your obviously calling the wrong craft personnel for the job you want done.How many plumbers does it take to change a light bulb?3How many plumbers does it take to change a light bulb?A unionized plumber will have a unionized electrician do it. So your answer should be 0.How many plumbers does it take to change a light bulb?Normally 3



One to utilise your kitchen and food supplies for breakfast before they start.



one to go up the ladder.



and one at the bottom to spin the ladder around.