How many premiership footballers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just the one player, plus an agent and a load of media so the player can explain that this is his dream lightbulb and is one of the biggest lightbulbs in all of Europe and he can't wait to start switching it on, etc.How many premiership footballers does it take to change a light bulb?3. One to hold the light bulb. 2 to turn the house around til the bulb is secure in the socket.How many premiership footballers does it take to change a light bulb?ONEHow many premiership footballers does it take to change a light bulb?the player that needs the light bulb and the technician

the player thinks he is too cool to change a lightbulbHow many premiership footballers does it take to change a light bulb?100. 1 to hold the bulb and 99 to turn the house round.How many premiership footballers does it take to change a light bulb?What on their wages, get someone in!How many premiership footballers does it take to change a light bulb?None as they get their butler %26amp; servants to do it the lazy so %26amp; so's.How many premiership footballers does it take to change a light bulb?Could get a shock result..How many premiership footballers does it take to change a light bulb?None,they would get their agents to do it.How many premiership footballers does it take to change a light bulb?Depends on whether there are image rights involvedHow many premiership footballers does it take to change a light bulb?they cant it takes a woman to change a light bulb.How many premiership footballers does it take to change a light bulb?They are to stupid to so they will go and there wags oh wait there to stupid aswell. Let's try the butler dear shall we.......How many premiership footballers does it take to change a light bulb?None - They will just buy another house instead with the wages there on!How many premiership footballers does it take to change a light bulb?11.One to change it and ten to demand a better deal.How many premiership footballers does it take to change a light bulb?They can't, ever heard the saying the light is on but no one is in.How many premiership footballers does it take to change a light bulb?Eleven. One to change it, nine to jump on him after it's changed, and one to block tries of other footballers to change it.