How many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

In theory 11 - one for each dimension.



In practice 3 - One to hold, one to turn, and one to rebuttal the whole time. :-)How many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?maybe thirty three?

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?Sheep - See, there you go being smart again! That's exactly what I was gonna say (i.e. 33), but then I figured nah, no one is gonna get it without a lengthy explanation or two. :-) :-)

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?so tell me, how DO you locate the center of the galaxy with any degree of accuracy?

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?I know I know ~ can I tell him?

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?first you have to tell me! then you can tell him anything you want. can i tell you %26quot;i told you so%26quot; when he shoots you down?...lol

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?none, they wouth either sit in the dark and ponder the question or call the maintenance guyHow many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?11 because that's how many people are on the field when an

american football team is short their opponent for every action is

an equal and opposite reactionHow many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?3, one to change it, and the other two to debate if it is actually thereHow many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?One. How many of you does it take to understand theoretical physics? Now THAT can't be done.How many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?It depends on the point of view of the observer.How many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?cannot be done easy lololololololololoHow many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?none. They will need to bring an experimental physicistHow many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?One to figure out if the problem is truly there or an anomaly of time and space.

Another to ponder the effects of light and dark on the human potential.

Yet another to calculate how many people it would take to rectify the problem, if it's really there.

Another one to argue and debate the existence of the problem with the last guy.

One more to figure out if the light expanded or imploded in it's last few moments of life.

And one more to make the passing custodian wonder why there are six scientists arguing the relativity of ComEd in the dark and prompt him to change the bulb himself.How many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?are they Polish theoretical physicists?..might need a calculatorHow many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmmmm....it depends what you want to change it into!!!!!!!How many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?It would blissfully take only one to screw the bulb in but a consensus of hundreds would have to be obtained to determine whether that bulb would light or not when the switch is thrown. Sadly that consensus would never be reached. They'll be arguing that outcome until God stops playing dice on St Nevercome's Day.