Friday, September 23, 2011

How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb?

none, coackroaches live in the dark :)How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb?hahha nice one....actually they live in darkHow many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb?Normal or energy saving?How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb?100 cos they are so small they would have to climb on each otherHow many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb?Dunno.

Ya know how many Irish it takes to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the rest of us will sit around and sing sad songs about how grand the old bulb was.How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb?Only one - they can fly, but it might get dizzy screwing it in...How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb?Just one dumb enough to go on a suicide mission. Though the change is but from lit to out. The bulb is still in the socket.How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb?don't matter to 'em just leave a can of wet cat food open..day or nite, they're on it.. BUT, do you know how many psychiatrists it takes to change a light bulb?? Only one, but the lite bulb really has to want to change...How many cockroaches does it take to change a light bulb?Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb?



A. One, she just holds the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.





Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?



A. Three. One to actually change the bulb, one to moan and groan and whinge and whine about how oppressed the bulb is, and the other one to secretly wish she was that bulb.
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