How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

50



25 to blame republicans.

15 to argue withe each other

10 to sit around and do absolutely nothing.How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?sorry it's 51 - you forgot about the lawyer! He's keeping track of how much to charge all the peopleHow many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?the same amount it takes to bankrupt americaHow many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?None, the light bulb has to want to change.How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?How many Republicans does it take to tell a funny joke?



Don't Know, it's never happened.How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?Our bulbs don`t burn out much, we use the energy bulbs.How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?While 100 Republicans sit around, point fingers, and complain while offering no solutions.How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?One,



Jesus Obama will do it all. Hail to Chairman Obama ! For he will give you change in your pocket.How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

50



25 to blame democrats.

15 to argue withe each other

10 to sit around and do absolutely nothing.How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?One, but it will have all the Republicans complaining about the lightbulb being broken when they broke it in the first placeHow many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?Who is changing the light bulb then? In your clever attempt at humor you forgot to include the one actually changing the light bulb...



You guys even fail at jokes...



How many republicans are sitting around saying it doesn't need to be changed and the fundamentals of the light bulb are still strong?How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?Cute ! You are going to get all kinds of crap for this one !How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?Change? Change? Who said there's going to be change?How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?Meanwhile, the private sector has changed it for them. Add 10 more to regulate that changing.How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?lolHow many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?Don't forget that they would have to buy a compact florescent lightbuld!How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?It has to be more than republicans or they will filibuster and say %26quot;light is wasteful%26quot;How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?That's a good one, Tex! :DHow many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?Funny little question from a 20 watt brain.How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?I am afraid your calculations are wrong. I checked with the senate and it takes 66 to sit around and do nothing:)How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?50000000 to collect govt checks while 1might workHow many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?Here,you get 10 points from me.How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?well more like 60.. you forgot the ten of them to increase the taxes on the light bulb because clearly it %26quot;can afford it%26quot;. that's the %26quot;patriotic thing to do.%26quot;How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?66,882,230

That's how many voted for Obama so that he could tax all of us enough to start the government Light Bulb Changing Department.



iamct01: I like that answerHow many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?Meanwhile the Republicans are saying %26quot;what light bulb?%26quot;How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?I don't know about that. Maybe we need a $50,000,000 taxpayer funded study to see exactly how many it really takes.How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?Sounds like you answered your own stupid question... Do you know feel like you contributed something useful?How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?I think you underestimate the number needed to blame republicans.How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?is that what they've been doing all this time?How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?As many as it takes.



But first, they have to form a committee about whether or not to change the light bulb, then they have to form a committee on whether or not to form that committee, then they must form a committee on whether or not to form that committee and so on and so on.



Eventually they never do change the light bulb, after all light bulbs are %26quot;Bad for the enviorment%26quot;How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?About half as many as it would take Republicans to change a light bulb......



After all, it was the republicans who got the USA in to this mess in the first place. Obama had the 'in-tray' from hell to deal with when he took office.



Well done Bush!

I think even Bush realized he made a bloody mess of everything in the end