Monday, September 19, 2011

How many World Leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

Funny and creative answers needed.How many World Leaders does it take to change a light bulb?depends if they are liberal or conservative.



If they are conservative, they find the first person that are subordinate to them and tell them to do it. It eventually works its way down the ranks and the janitor does it. Answer - 1



If you are liberal you form a committee of all of your liberal friends to decide who to give the job to. Sub-committee A searches the local neighborhoods and finds the most suppressed and deserving people and suggest to hire them to change all the light bulbs. They also suggest creating a government grant of $250,000 to study the socioeconomic impact of their neighborhood. Sub-committee B contacts the local unions. The local unions bribe the politicians by saying they will vote for them and donate to their political campaign. They suggest hiring the two union workers for $35 an hour to be the only ones allowed to change the light bulbs. Sub-committee C researches green energy and suggest a government grant of $1.5 million to install solar power and energy efficient light bulbs.



After a committee recommendation and a full congress vote resolution D gets passed, defining the janitor must do the job. Answer - 678How many World Leaders does it take to change a light bulb?nah. it takes a man and a stool.......How many World Leaders does it take to change a light bulb?all of them. one to change it and the rest to watch..... -_-How many World Leaders does it take to change a light bulb?0, because they wouldn't even bother since they are out there trying to rule the world!How many World Leaders does it take to change a light bulb?1 to dictate

1 to screwHow many World Leaders does it take to change a light bulb?How about future wold leaders?How many World Leaders does it take to change a light bulb?everyone of them.

though the light bulb wont get changed bc they will all be fighting.

so i guess u could say it isn't possible.How many World Leaders does it take to change a light bulb?seeing that all the world leaders today suck, we'd probably need to have 3 world wars to figure this one out....How many World Leaders does it take to change a light bulb?Probably all of them.How many World Leaders does it take to change a light bulb?None -

They're too busy screwing everyone else to bother.How many World Leaders does it take to change a light bulb?87,234,098,765,432,100



:DHow many World Leaders does it take to change a light bulb?3How many World Leaders does it take to change a light bulb?none, they hire people to do those jobsHow many World Leaders does it take to change a light bulb?None.

They hire a slave.How many World Leaders does it take to change a light bulb?1 to fill in health and safety forms

1 to steal our expense's to buy it

The rest to watch and deny it ever happened

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