How many Michael Jacksons does it take to change a light bulb?

Entertain us with your answers, it's what he would have wanted!How many Michael Jacksons does it take to change a light bulb?Just one Brother - Follow these MJ's steps -



Put you right hand up (with the bulb cupped in it).

Put you left hand down

Now put your right foot forward

Now get set - and do a twist right and to the left

(make sure the bulb is stuck in its socket)

As you twist, the bulb (in your right hand turns),

and gets fixed in the socket



Now wasn't that simple?How many Michael Jacksons does it take to change a light bulb?a rough guess.... 5?How many Michael Jacksons does it take to change a light bulb?shut upHow many Michael Jacksons does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to dance to make the floor tiles light up so the first one can see what he's doingHow many Michael Jacksons does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to sing about how good the old one was.



RIP Michael - I will miss youHow many Michael Jacksons does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to change the lightbulb, one to attract allegations of child molestation, one to pay off the victims in an out of court settlement, and one to sing and dance and be an overrated, overhyped superstar. Heeheee, shamon. Owww.How many Michael Jacksons does it take to change a light bulb?Michael doesn't need the light bulb anymore now he have an Halo over his head to see in the darkHow many Michael Jacksons does it take to change a light bulb?HIPPO!How many Michael Jacksons does it take to change a light bulb?1, coz he wooud do tat lil spin trick and tat %26quot;OW%26quot; thn he wood soot right up to the light bulb, lolHow many Michael Jacksons does it take to change a light bulb?Have some respect! There are enough disgusting Michael Jackson jokes about now without you adding any.How many Michael Jacksons does it take to change a light bulb?Man aren't some people touchy about old whacko. If they can get that uptight about a --well just a song and dance man who was over hyped anyway--what they gonna be like when their old mother dies.

I bet some of those dudes would like to see him stuck in a glass casket just so they could stand and stare at him. Weirdos the lot.

He was just another human being who abused himself with drugs and like most who do he od'd. There are lots of more talented people who have left us without all that razzmatazz. If it wasn't for all the media hype nobody would be bothered.



Any way to get back to your question. He wouldn't change it he'd get the monkey to do it.How many Michael Jacksons does it take to change a light bulb?depends how many he gets through in a day :) lolHow many Michael Jacksons does it take to change a light bulb?2. One to change, and one to see how hot the bulb is by going 'ee hee'

YeeeaaahhhHow many Michael Jacksons does it take to change a light bulb?None he would have got someone to do it for him.How many Michael Jacksons does it take to change a light bulb?Zero





Michael Jackson is deadHow many Michael Jacksons does it take to change a light bulb?0 micheal can't change lightbulbs, he gets his husband to do it for him. unless he is at school at the timeHow many Michael Jacksons does it take to change a light bulb?None. Michael Jackson can't change a light bulb.How many Michael Jacksons does it take to change a light bulb?have a bit of respect for the dead please. I'm sure you have better things to do with your time.