How many meat eaters does it take to change a light bulb?

none, they'd rather stay in the dark about things.

:)

sorry if you've already heard it.

do you have a good joke?How many meat eaters does it take to change a light bulb?A good joke? No.

A bad joke? Absolutely!



* Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

* If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.



A guy went to a psychiatrist. %26quot;Doc,%26quot; he said, %26quot;I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?%26quot;

The doctor replied, %26quot;It's very simple. You're two tents.%26quot;



And my favorite really old really bad joke:

A man walked into a bar and sat down, ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, %26quot;Nice tie!%26quot; Looking around he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender. A few sips later the voice said, %26quot;Beautiful shirt.%26quot; At this, the man called the bartender over. %26quot;Hey, I must be losing my mind,%26quot; he told the bartender. %26quot;I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in here but us.%26quot;

%26quot;It's the peanuts,%26quot; answered the bartender. %26quot;They're complimentary.%26quot;How many meat eaters does it take to change a light bulb?Aw, people need to have a sense of humor about these things. As long as a joke isn't a personal attack and it is in good fun, who cares? I think both are funny :)





Here are some:



Q: How many vegetarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: I don't know, but where do you get your protein!?!!





Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two; one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.





Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasn't been tested on mice



What do you call a militant vegan?

Lactose intolerant



I don't know about these people who call themselves vegetarians but eat eggs and dairy. I mean, I've heard of eggplants, but there no such thing as a cheesetree.



Do you serve vegans here?

Of course, how would you like them cooked?



Two chums were talking at a ballgame and one offered to buy the other a hotdog.

%26quot;No thanks,%26quot; came the answer. %26quot;I'm a vegetarian. I mean, I'll eat a little white meat, but...%26quot;

%26quot;Oh, I understand. Hey, I'm no cannibal. I mean, I'll eat a few white people, but...%26quot;



If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?



This one's mean :O



Why are vegans detrimental to the earth?

Because they produce immense amounts of methane.



HEYYYYYY!! That's not fair ;)



Ok... sorry for that! Cheesy, huh? Or more like ANTI-CHEESY! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL



Oh, and let us not forget the oh-so-original, incredibly witty: %26quot;Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?%26quot;



Gah, that's the one joke I can't stand. Overuse, maybe.How many meat eaters does it take to change a light bulb?Haha, I'm a meat eater and I thought it was funny.How many meat eaters does it take to change a light bulb?Lol, nice



I also like your vegan one [:How many meat eaters does it take to change a light bulb?Lol.. I am am meat eater and not offended at all.. but you might be reported for not asking a %26quot;real%26quot; question by the more %26quot;stuck up%26quot; omnivoresHow many meat eaters does it take to change a light bulb?I love the joke..keep em coming!How many meat eaters does it take to change a light bulb?In a small village on an Irish hillside, a man walked into a pub and ordered three beers. As the village was tiny, this new gentleman created a stir among the %26quot;regulars%26quot;. His drinking habits struck them as odd. He was quiet and kept to himself and most of the locals observed him from a distance.



The man came into the bar daily and ordered his three beers. He would settle his tab and walk out without saying anything to anyone besides the bartender. One day, one of the older locals coaxed the bartender into asking the man why he always ordered three beers and nothing else. He was curious himself about the strangeness of it and agreed.



The next time the man came in, the bartender asked him, %26quot;Say - why do you always order three beers at a time?%26quot; The man replied, %26quot;Well, I'm up here all by myself. My two brothers live in England still. I really miss having an after-work drink with them. We all decided that we would go to the bar at the same time and %26quot;drink together%26quot; just like the old days. Those two extra beers are for them.%26quot;

Satisfied with this answer, the bartender coyly spread the word to the patrons to quell the curiousity.



A couple months later, the man came into the pub and ordered two beers. Immediatly, the bar was abuzz. The villagers thought the worst about one of the brothers. The man approached the bartender to settle his tab. The bartended asked quietly, %26quot;You only ordered two today. Is everything okay?%26quot;

The man said, %26quot;Of course it is. I'm the dummy who gave up beer for Lent.%26quot;



:-D

As a Catholic, I love telling that joke. Sorry it doesn't have anything to do with veganism...but cheers anyway!How many meat eaters does it take to change a light bulb?I think it sad you think it is OK to tell this type of joke.



I for one, do not think it is OK. You should be ashamed of yourself.



I could say a lot more, but I will stop myself.